Tenore Contraltino ๐
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Ice, Water and Steam are (not) the same, but you can put fish in all of them and also in Flame. Old account @el_dan0nles ๐คง
Joined January 2023
Alright so I'm going to start a thread of books and things I read in 2025, updating as I go, instead of just doing a year end dump ๐โจ.
And now my current read. I won't finish it before the year ends tho so the rating is tbd. Anyway that's all folks, thanks for reading to the end (if you did)โค๏ธ
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Bringing this back
it would suck to live in Ancient Greece. youโre making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes โyouโre so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the godsโ and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango.
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Tiktok algorithm directed me to the follow up video ๐ญ
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"We should shame the children of Nigerian politicians".Until it is you people's YouTube faves. Spineless.
Watching Dimma all this while and thinking YouTube money is good o.Only to realise her dad is also a senator.
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An 8 year old has already found radicalising incel content on YouTube. This is scary and we should all be worried.
Kim Kardashian has deleted Saint Westโs YouTube channel after he shared two anti-Kamala Harris videos.
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Lmaooooooo noooooo Duke of Hastings fight back ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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"One of us" but I can speak English and German and they will NEVER call me one of them. Be serious.
This guy is one of us. (Growing up, there was this guy from Bulgaria, who spoke perfect pidgin. Don't know where he is today).
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Crying screaming and throwing up ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.*Deletes job alerts*.*removes "open to work" badge on LinkedIn*.*Unsubscribes from employment newsletters*.
Gosh I hate waiting for emails. God please ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Nigerians are so irritating. Talking about steez when this woman was looting millions of Naira directly from CBN.
Pictures of Princess Diana and Maryam Babangida in Lagos (1990)
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Why are these Sylvanian Drama plots so unhinged ๐
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This woman popped out a baby and continued posting Beyoncรฉ updates like nothing happened??? ๐คฏ.
Beyoncรฉ - HEATED (Paris, France - Renaissance World Tour Live Stade de France) . ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Lmaooooooo reminds me of this video ๐ญ
Cinderella was really a good person or lacked a plan. Day 2 after making me a servant in my daddy house, everyone is getting a few drops of poison in their food including that cat.
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Lmaooooooo he's actually not doing anything and the only thing that he's doing isn't useful to anybody because why is he carrying broken pillar? ๐ญ.
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Anything from Sylvanian Drama
Since TikTok is likely getting banned, drop your favorite TikToks.
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Because it's a lie. They already confirmed that the sexual assault allegations not rape btw, had nothing to do with his suicide.
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Microwaved ordinary native rice in the office and people are acting as if they want to die from the smell. I hate white people.
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It's only someone's intimate partner that would know when she's ovulating because he knows her normal scent profile and can identify the change. How are you identifying the scent profile of random women in the gym to know that they're ovulating?.
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WHY DIDN'T I CLOCK THAT SNAGGLEPUSS WAS QUEER CODED????.
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Were you ever enrolled in any institution of learning for an extended period of time???.
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This would have made so much sense, but the writers wanted to "outsmart" the audience and we got nonsense instead.
lucy hale thought her character aria was going to be A for the longest time
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Tiwa is not these people's peer. Her contemporaries are Yemi Alade, Niniola, Waje etc.
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She has "biblical femininity" in bio. Just save your energy.
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I really like it tho. People with disability should still get to explore their sexuality and have sexual escapades if they want to.
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I really hope that the parents of this child come for you and teach you a lesson. Using strangers' videos on the internet for clout? And a child at that? You're a smelling person.
Nigerian parents throw a barbie themed party to celebrate their daughter's 10 year old birthday.
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Two homewreckers maximizing their joint slay
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You said you want to talk about how much fraud has permeated our society but look at you now, doing "devil's advocate" for a fraudster. I hope you can see that you're unserious?.
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Didn't even know she was a politician's child till now. I just suddenly stopped caring I'm sorry.
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My fit this evening to attend dinner at the German ambassador's residence.
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When people circle back to each other >>>>>>>>>>>.
I actually really love ben affleck and jennifer lopez relationship ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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Ahhhh there it is, the benevolent homophobia. You can leave now thanks.
โHomosexualityโ and โLGBTQ+ rightsโ are two different concepts. Marrying the two is why you think a Christian canโt support the latter.
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I've never seen this kind of attention seeking in my life. An article about Neil Gaiman and how he's been sexually assaulting women since the 80s came out and you have managed to make it about yourself?.You might know you're a cunt, but you're a bigger one than you think.
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Tell him that we have beef, and if I ever see him, it's on sight!!!.
One of the perks of being a research fellow at Duolingo this spring semester is hanging out with celebrities. I took a pic with Duo at the office happy hour. Talk to me nice.
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Glinda is not a "complex character", she's plain evil. If she can go from singing Defying Gravity and For Good with Elphaba and then turning around to sing No One Mourns the Wicked, she's NOT a good person.
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I remember when I fell asleep in someone's arms and they said "I'm glad you feel so safe with me".Loool please dear, I've fallen asleep in korope from Oshodi to Oshogbo. I'm just a sleepy boi.
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Lmaooooooo look at that Ejikem fellow represented, yet his brother was here arguing nonsense and trying to whitewash his reputation.
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After almost dying due to Nigeria's dysfunction in 2018, I realised that this same dysfunction took both my parents, a sister and 2 cousins from me. I will not allow myself to become another Nigerian statistic.
People who left Nigeria, what was the thing that made you finally decide to leave?.
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Oh yes this is him
I donโt know why you lot are surprised. There was a man on this app who said women exaggerate labor pains. I think we later found out that he lost his wife or something to the same maternal death. Idk if you guys remember ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Her parents had a heavy involvement in her career, that's why Dan Schneider couldn't get his grubby hands on her.
thinking abt the part in jeannette mccurdys book when she said dan schneider complained abt the icarly cast refusing to drink like the victorious cast would i know he gave her hell ๐ญ.
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Ok what are these reactions???? Are you people alright??? Are you people not aware that Nigeria is one of the poorest countries in the world and the people experiencing it also have a right to live and document their lives???.
Goodmorning. It was at this point that I knew I had overstayed my welcome on Tiktok. ๐
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I'll just drop this here, because people were foaming at the mouth because of this video, but he's right
Unpopular opinion:. I love influencers like Nara Smith, Nabela, and Ballerina Farm because Iโm tired of the โbarely making itโ baggy wrinkled clothes, messy bun, overall unkept mother content being pushed as โrealisticโ or โrelatableโ. You guys make motherhood look undesirable.
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She prefers to sing like that. She's very aware of her own skill.
billie eilish is such a great natural singer it will be incredible when she discovers she has a chest voice and can also use that to produce sound and even sing notes.
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"Don't ask me how I know".Because you're a lying clout chaser right? Idiot.
its wild watching this knowing she pays her talent trash bc sheโs so committed to capital accumulation. donโt ask me how i know i got tips like tmz breh.
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This caption?????๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Bomanizer releases teaser of the Official Music Video for I Have a Thing. This makes him the first mixed twink from a developed nation to serve in this way.
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You people are so close to getting it. So very close.
A broke girl dating a broke guy. But the girl is the understanding one.
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Typical Nigerian behaviour, fighting the reaction to the issue instead of the issue itself. Tell your niggas from Lagos Nigeria to stop chatting shit.
I will keep fighting this "A nigga from Lagos, Nigeria has never been right about anything", because when the image sticks, they will paint us all with broad strokes. It was only recently that people stopped asking if I was a Yahoo boy once I introduced myself as ๐ณ๐ฌan. I'm tired.
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Yeaaahhhh you're not condemning the actions of your friend enough for me. You're most likely also a trash person.
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For every single thing you listed, women online here have organised and done it. You won't hear about it because you don't really care.
You people's feminism that ends only on twitter like that. Have you ever bought pad for those that don't have ? No .Have you ever sensitised on GBV or helped victims get adequate care? No.Have you ever donated to organisations so they can send girl children to school? No. .
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Did you really need him or anyone to show you how rotten the Nigerian system is? You can't open your eyes and look around? You can't think for yourself?.
David Hundeyin is net positive. When people finish gloating about his misfortunes & flaws, they'll sit down and consider his impact and how it has generally brought to light the rotteness of the system we're in. He might terget me tomorrow but that doesn't change this fact.
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My own isn't even this thread, it's the quotes and comments saying "beautiful thread", "word", "thanks for this bro" that are KILLING ME ๐ญ.No you people are embarrassing.
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With all your academic achievements and accolades, you still don't have media literacy.
Beyoncรฉ fans just spend their time & energy being a nuisance on social media and disrespecting other artistes while never buying their faveโs music.๐ญ.
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Sylvanian drama on Tik Tok has me adding "Ok perf" to my vocabulary ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Looks like it's time for another monthly dump. April โจ
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Yet King of feminism said his wife is not the smartest but he'll manage her like that ๐ญ.
You must be astonished by my good fortune. I wake up everyday thankful I found her, blessed that I married her and humbled by her LOVE and sacrifice. More importantly, I enjoy premium counsel from (her) one of the most brilliant and intellectually savvy woman in the entire world.
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His agent needs to book him a role as a romantic lead next. Look at that face!.
this is why i need yall to stfu about the mewing meme๐ญ
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Shonda Rhimes will see this and type up a script for them IMMEDIATELY.
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This is why I stand with women that say male doctors shouldn't be OBGYNs. Just look at this nonsense???.
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You people should try to be normal for once.
omgg you know what his baby probably had bad vibes anyways ๐๐๐.
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The way men are shifting the goalpost in the comments. Before it was "you can't see women do this kind of job" now that they see a woman doing this they're now saying "can she handle the pressure of the job?".Please rest ijn.
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I find it fascinating that certain mythological creatures exist across multiple cultures that didn't interact with each other. Dragons and mermaids are a good example of this.
Every culture canโt be lying, their REAL
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This "biggest day of his life" literally requires his mother at least, to be dead. Be serious.
It must be a little bit sad for King Charles too, the biggest day of his life, but a reminder that his parents arenโt there. I think we sometimes forget that theyโre human too.
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Speaking of IELTS, I just recently found out that Jamaica and other Carribbean countries don't require IELTS because they have no native languages, and there's nothing more indicative of the white agenda to denigrate native languages of colonial societies than this.
IELTS now allowing people retake one section they didnโt do well is great development.
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If you understand the insane beauty standards of this time period and what women had to do to stay "thin", this would make you sad.
Miss Universe 1997 with the most genuine answer in all of history
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"the actress who played Bonnie's mom".That's Persia White! The one and only Lynn from Girlfriends.
joseph morgan (klaus) and the actress who played bonnieโs mom are married in real life, they met on set.
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It's very gross behaviour dating someone that used to be in your ex's work and/or social circles.
Miley Cyrus's ex husband Liam Hemsworth is currently dating Miley's ex back up dancer.
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Beyoncรฉ is who she thinks she is, she's who she says she is, and she's who everyone says she is. A purely phenomenal experience!!!!!.
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A verified fake page????? Oh Melon Husk really ruined this place.
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When Emily donated her eggs then A stole them from the egg donors freezer and artificially inseminated Allison with the eggs and got her pregnant????.Wtf was that???.
If you could erase any storyline from Pretty Little Liars, which storyline would you get rid of?
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If queer Christians like they should continue picking and choosing which parts of the bible that suits them, whereas the people you are fellowshipping with are using the entirety of the scripture to condemn your very existence.
Now, first of all. Why is a Christian โfriendsโ with an LGBTQ person?. Before you sew thread, read well. If you argue against this, youโre either not a Christian or donโt know what friends mean.
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Ok but why was she promoting her haircare line on the back of a movie about domestic violence?.
Blake Lively has reportedly filed a lawsuit against โIT ENDS WITH USโ co-star & director Justin Baldoni for sexual harassment and launching a smear campaign against her. (Source:
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So we're finally agreeing that the "not like other girls" is a coping mechanism for feeling less desirable than your peers?.
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This one has always been shamelessly capitalistic so I'm not even surprised. He's lying too fyi, he hasn't cut jack.
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"Well-to-do" and it's just them plundering the common wealth of the country. Loooool.
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This is such a brain dead take. So because she's Beyoncรฉ's lead dancer, we can't say that she's not dancing properly to this genre? Is she the supreme leader of dancing worldwide that she can't dance badly at all, ever???.
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Are you sick? You're telling someone who is grieving the loss of his mother to a dysfunctional system to "relax with all this"????.
๐๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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Man relax with all this . Your mother didn't die for nothing . She will always be remembered for being a great person who to this day remains an inspiration for so many Nigerians.
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You people never imagine things that are useful. Always using vivid imagination for stupid things.
How can you even slap your mother in law on your wedding day?.Please don't even mention why would the MIL slapped her first. It's wrong but what if her mother slapped her? Would she have returned it?.I love that the husband initiated divorce proceedings immediately. Aani dร mu.
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All vertebrates actually, because I'm sure that man has sliced open a fish and seen red blood.
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This was your mistake. What was your business besides your sexual health? You should have just ran your tests and moved on.
At this point I assumed, based on her content style, that she was seriously dating this man. Itโs not a wrong assumption b/c thatโs how she painted it out on social media. So my only reasoning in reaching out to her was to inform her of how her assumed โmanโ has been moving.
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You're joking!!!! I even thought there was a confession before they started running with the story ๐ญ.
Babalawo was the one that said his ex was the one that poisoned them. Yโall will not seize to muzz me everytime. Someone even created a whole story with narration.
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I said I'd document myself more this year and I'm trying. I only managed 2 pictures of myself this month.
Letโs see your Janaury dump.
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People REFUSED to believe that Beyoncรฉ was holding back in Dream Girls. They really want every opportunity to underrate her.
"With Deena Jones, her performance style is the opposite of mine. Bill Condon the director kept saying:. โDon't BELT, don't sing in your FULL VOICE, don't do any RUNS, don't GROWL, keep it contrived.โ. It was a real challenge". -BEYONCร ELLE DEC 2006
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This is why a lot of Nigerians are sad and depressed abroad. They look down on the jobs they find themselves doing, not realising that in that new society they're in, all employment is valid and should be respected.
work in Careโ. His tone sounded like he was ashamed of having to tell me that he works in Care. Suddenly, he stopped talking and I had to change the subject. Frankly, I don't blame him. People belittle the care profession so much that those doing it feel ashamed.
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Baba Suwe painting his face black is also problematic because what was the meaning of that?.
@minella1472552 Is baba suwe a white man painting his face black? .What's actually narrow minded is seeing someone doing something racially provocative and doing all these gymnastics.
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One man said on a podcast that he didn't understand that his wife could actually think until 7+ years into their marriage when he realised that the advice she always gave him was pretty sound. A lot of men view women as a different lower species.
I saw a tweet that said a lot of men think women are fundamentally stupid, which explains why their first instinct is to disagree with women. Even when they're saying the dame thing, or on the same side. It's why they'll never respect you daft pick mes.
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You people will have hypotheticals for any and every gender based inequality you see. A wicked person.
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Someone in the quotes said it's trans inclusive radical misogyny (TIRM) and I'm screaming ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Trans accepting parents that are also kinda old school misogynists is the funniest combination. They're all "great you're our daughter, now stop dressing like a whore".
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