Chinua Ikebe
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That's her twin, Conditions.
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I hold an unpopular opinion that chicken doesn't belong in soups.
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Now this is puff-puff, not that violated one y'all have been trending.
Which drink will you take with this puff puff ?
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"I don't want my wife's love, I want her respect only"
Don't worry, your eyes will peel in due time.
“The husband I knew is no more” – Joke Silva speaks about marital struggles with Olu Jacob as he battles dementia
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Judges break their pen after delivering a death sentence. This practice is symbolic of a belief that a pen used to take a person's life should never be used again for other purposes.
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You can be rich and dull, two truths can peacefully coexist.
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The urge to colour this space with crayon is pumping.
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It's not your business when people decide to have dinner.
It is NOT your business when a couple decides to have kids.
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Shawarma in my opinion isn’t meant to be eaten in public, it should be consumed where one can have enough space to lose their home training while eating it.
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By the time EFFC finish with hotels in Lagos, married men will lead the protest.
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Dear HR,
Thank you for considerng me for this role.
I'm afraid, the non-clarity with regards to the remuneration package contained in clause 5 of the agreement is damning, kindly specify if it is for eba or for garri or ewa & dodo?
Your swift response will be appreciated.
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1. Lack of funding
2. Inconsistent government policies
3. High rate of Insecurity
4. Rising inflation
5. Poor road network
6. Inadequate social welfare
7. Corruption
8. Epileptic power supply.
What’s the legit reason why you are not dating anyone right now?
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Atiku actually obeyed Buhari's Twitter ban? That's someone that want to be President, he can rest at this juncture.
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Europe & America built their wealth on Africa's pain and it has lasted for over 400 years and still going strong.
Anything built on someone’s pain will not last
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A governor setting up panel to find out who gave governor's consent to a collapsed building is the second unbelievable thing I've seen this year after Dangote's yansh.
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Osibanjo's hands has witnessed more ropes literally than a BDSM participant, any small criticism, 'his hands are tied'
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Your boyfriend is a married man and his wife follows you.
Anonymous sub to anyone on the tl. Let’s go 👀
You can @ too if you’re feeling confident💀
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Or one thief.
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I just met someone named 'Document', Bayelsa people what's happening??
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Police needs to look into these fake recruitments and job openings.
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"Sorry I fell asleep" will never mean the same to me again.
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The only fear of God many Nigerians have is spelling God with a capital letter 'G'.
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this decree was for naira marley.
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Vincent Enyeama didn't win the NPL thrice consecutively, CAF champions league twice consecutively with Enyimba and the Nations Cup in 2013 to be this disrespected. Even Messi confirmed his onions. Quit this deliberate tomfoolery.
maduka okoye actually has potential...he’s better than any version of vincent enyeama in my books.
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@ChubbyMirabel
@Eminitybaba_
Who said the cucumber is poor? You just concluded one first look.
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My future wife is probably out there tweeting some garbs about how her husband must be 6ft tall but God will humble her in a bit.
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She calls her pastor ‘daddy’.
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Falana's kids have witnessed their father's exploits without him explaining but you're going to explain to yours years later why daddy was crying infront of a 1000+ crowd.
Femi Falana is a TV lawyer at best with this string of loses and doubling down on loses
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Lagos doesn't need anymore luxury housing, it needs more affordable housing. What exactly is not connecting?
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One oga at my job saw a new recruit getting acquainted with a female staff and told him 'young man, when you get to a new place ask questions'. 😭😭😂😂
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Quote me anywhere, legit money will never be spent like this.
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This generation need to slowdown the urge to contentify everything.
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You can tell this jollof speaks fluent English.
After saying “No rice” for the next 1 week. Here I am again today, inside this kitchen, cooking the same rice 😭
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You're comparing having kids with one woman to being a community phallus?
We focused too much on Nick Canon while John Legend was busy working
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The 4 cousins reside here.
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People who travel the world at will.
What are you healthily jealous of?
Don’t lie
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@IykeTweets_
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'I can never support slashing salaries' then goes on to state reason why salaries was slashed. Release that tie big man 🤲🏿
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@iam_ROMVN
Asides urging people to drink more water, practice safe sex and desist from junks and eating late, that guy has never prescribed major drugs for any serious ailment here. On what heels is this tweet emanating from?
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If this country and several others you people run to 'recharge' ran their economy same way your party does, y'all will never find where to recharge on the face of the earth.
Quick meet up with the APC Women Leader, Egbeda Local Government, Hon Aderonke Adedeji. Campaign begins next month so she has gone to recharge 💪🏿 PS: If these sneakers come to this world again, they wouldn’t come my way again.
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Some guys on bike rob a lady minutes ago and I had disrupt it by hitting the bike onto a culvert, 1 fell with the bike and the other ran away.
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Paris Hilton has quoted the chess guy, Nigerian celebs are doing the birdman handrub now gearing up to dump their faux epistles.
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A year later, the same people who oppressed, frustrated and killed are vigorously being campaigned for, this level of amnesia is unmatched.
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'Igbos brought drugs to the North' is the most faultiest claim I've ever heard from a people that inhale gum and soakaways.
Igbos brought drugs to the north, biggest armed robbers in North have been Igbo, Yoruba and Edo people -Former NHIS boss, Prof Usman Yusuf
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Just realised I kept a nylon of clothes inside the fridge instead of one that carried chicken last night sighs.
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Chicken lacks the pedigree and character to be in soups. Beef >>
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Mindsets and Orientations are different. Food and diet plays a key role, give your children the right type of milk products when they're still infants, it aids brain development from that stage.
As a female if your nails are not done I automatically assume you broke or starving 😭😭
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I'm the only one left in Lagos who hasn't visited Lekki Conservation Centre.
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Took a ride round Yaba, Ojuelegba and the police presence on the roads for a state that has been ravaged by petty robbers in the past weeks is choking.
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Citizens of that one African country with atleast 2 worship centres on a street are in the quotes and replies being unnecessarily vile to God's creation.
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@delightcouture1
To a particular Christian sect, that outfit was immodest. Moral lesson is, you can't satisfy anyone as they'll criticise regardless. Just do you!
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This clip is personally why I won't forgive a cheating significant other.
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@sleekygurl
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madam, i'm sure you know what figures of speech are. the guy's response was totally off track in as much as her review was casual which is absolutely innocent.
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