Tyler Shazma
@TyShazma
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Just a big ol' nut, in this stretched out sack of life. @whalepranks
Burgessville ON
Joined February 2009
TikTok is banned in the states now a lot of people are upset about that, people making a lot of money off of TikTok. Did they not know that this clock was gonna run out, TikTok?
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Comedy! Tonight! Guelph! Come see comedian Tyler Shazma! Tue Sept 3 - 8 PM @royal_eatery @TyShazma #comedy #guelph
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Nothing quite like a week old fish taco and a coffee for breakfast.
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She said not to do anything for Valentine’s Day. I should of done something for Valentine’s Day huh? and to think we ate half a frozen pizza in bed last night.
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Our pal @mostyncomedy just took the #2 spot on @glennsumi’s Top 10 Canadian albums of the year! Check the article out below and get John’s debut album Scottish C*nt on Apple Music, Spotify & more via Cottage Comedy Digital! https://t.co/azjQ6k1JtQ
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If the Padre’s win the World Series it’s just more proof that @tomdelonge has made contact with alien life forms.
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Might get nutty and buy a San Diego Padres hat… and I’m not even stoned.
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Our pal @JohnMoses with that rare thing of beauty... a perfect joke! Recorded live @#SkankFestVegas
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This Saturday Night @decentraland ! The #Metaverse premiere of @mostyncomedy’s new #standupcomedy special will be at Decentral Comedy Club ! 10pm EST Free Event, rsvp for tickets here :) https://t.co/q9CZ5Z1zhp
https://t.co/gGrM3lNX62
#Decentraland #DecentralComedy
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I do a terrible Micheal Cane impress when I get excited, get used to it.
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Sometimes when I’m feeling down I wander over to the VHS collection and remember how much of a babe Hallie Berry was in “The Flintstones” live action film.
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Whenever I go to the barber shop I always say give me the Pat Tabler.
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Some of the best nights of my life have included five Heineken and a Mama Burger.
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I’m going to @DecentralComedy’s upcoming Space. Will you join too?
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The Super Spreader is here! My pal & @FightStoriesPod cohost @JohnMoses just dropped a killer new album today get it on @AppleMusic ! https://t.co/yxBlQMsXZ9
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https://t.co/FzCJm2i2kr PYMK “People You May Know” with @jarrettcampbell & Ian Gordan. Produced by myself and @cottagecomedy CHECK IT OUT!
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