Oh boy, new sink!

The @TwofficeCat is a lie.

Why did we assign numbers to the shower stalls?

.@SeriousTweepGuy come at me, bro.

.@44 @YoloTweep @SeriousTweepGuy @NormalTweepGuy aren't you forgetting someone?

Office hours today. You know where to find me!

#wafflestomp http://t.co/jktbaxzqax

poopin'

.@SurpriseSnacks shower 6 #8thfloor

Can we all stop pissing all over the bathroom floors? If you actually aimed for the blue thing, it wouldn't spray everywhere. #TodayILearned

wafflestomp? Ugh. No way I am touching poo with my foot. #gross http://t.co/CqEhDAe2Iy

What a let down.

I heard a rumor that there will be more showers on 10 & 11. Can't wait to break them in.

To everyone reading the falquora question wondering which shower to avoid. The answer is: ALL OF THEM. #mwahaha

Not enough fiber on the lunch menu this week. That's going to make things difficult for me.

Taking a shower at the office #poopin