Serious Tweep Guy
@SeriousTweepGuy
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Working tirelessly for Twitter's Success. Rev Product, High Scalability Infra. Going big, but not going home. Ex-Goldman/Lehman/Bear Stearns, HBS/GSB dual MBA.
Joined October 2013
You can't give constructive feedback on incompetence.
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New additions to the kitchenettes. Someone please tell me, why must we waste valuable space with such frivolity? http://t.co/TMegqiaeUq
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I'm just relieved we only wasted lunch time, rather than work time. #firealarm
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How about instead of giving a prize for *finding* the mole, we just fire you on the spot for allowing the mole into a restricted area?
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Almost finished with work, then time for a quick drink at the holiday party before bed. #celebrate #weHaveWorkTomorrowPeople
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Looking forward to hackweek: I'm working on an app that forwards the details of the top sf-social@ contributors to HR, for re-education.
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I'm looking through our job descriptions, and I don't see anything about slacking off in civic center watching #SFBatKid. Get back to work.
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Before you leave for the weekend, think to yourself: "What did I do to make Twitter better this week?"
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Dear PMs: please put some time on my calendar if you want me to explain the concept of "No Meetings Thursdays". NOT today.
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.@jco you're right. I had a beer at demo hour and it seemed like a good idea at the time. We shouldn't have beer at demo hour.
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Morning stand-ups with multiple remote employees on loudspeaker: #getaroom
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Last Saturday of the month means Confluence clean-up time.
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I changed my name for Halloween. Even serious people can have fun.
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