Elon Musk ox
@TurekTyler
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I am a musk ox named Elon
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Joined December 2013
2023 met gala outfits as book covers! bella ramsey as moby dick
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It’s 2023. Anyone who still says “it’s gonna be May” or “May the fourth be with you” goes directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
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Keanu is signing one of these posters to give away to someone who RT's this tweet.
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.@elonmusk is the worst! Apartheid-era emerald mining is second worse! Whatever meals you cook for you lovers is a close third.
Twitter is the worst! But also the best.
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The morning after Bono parties with mid-90s Gallagher brothers
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King and Queens have been unusuable for like 6 months. And Dundas and Oxford. And Adelaide. If you design and enforce a car-centric city, don't choke all access points simultaneously.
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Why the heart in a blender song is now mandatory listening at Berklee
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This video would make my former employer cum in their pants. A huge reason why, after 7 years of sales, I will happily clean toilets for a modest living.
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If you know the real original line-up included Scott Raynor, book your retirement home for thr near-future.
If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok
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I was born 09/10/1984, not 10/09/1984, and I am tired of being labeled a Virgo
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Who needs anti-party technology when you can hire me to show up at any social gathering to kill the mood
Our new anti-party tech helps identify potentially high-risk reservations and prevent those users from taking advantage of our platform.
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Aging millennial golden ages: seeing RATM on the 2022 reunion tour before cancellation.
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I work 8-5, two kids under age of 3. Single dad 50% of time. I don't understand either.
I don’t physically understand how people work 9-5s or work full time and look after children and their home. I don’t get it
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A great and symbolic day for Putin to meet his idol.
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