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When you already having a bad day and your girl asking if you still love her

when you wake up at the crack of dawn to watch your favourite driver race and they put into a wall

.@AndreTroutman made this Ye concert an absolute masterpiece, beautiful music.

Having a girlfriend when the market is down is the worst You’ll be down $100k in a day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner Like bro, we might not eat for months what are you talking about 😭

$1.4K for a Cudi meet & greet… I can buy an 03’ Honda with that money

Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence, it’s a Constitutionally protected God-given right, and if you don’t understand this you have no business in law enforcement or government.

Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.

Claude Code just made an offer on a house for me. I got outbid by $100k. Then, it automatically bid up $150k. I got outbid again by $50k. Eventually, this stopped at $1.2 billion. Turns out, I was bidding against another guy using Claude Code. Claude took a 10% commission

whatever KaiCenat. seen in that bitch phone i pray that dont find me

Imagine posting this attempted ambush and thinking it was a hit on me. 😂 https://t.co/O3gLSPJXRl

My wife just asked me if I'm "done working" because her sister wants to FaceTime. I said, "Yeah, the upgrade finished. Everything's stable now." I haven't looked at a single work system all day. I've been playing Elden Ring for 4 hours. But I made sure to leave my laptop open

Kai Cenat got cheated on??? i know my broke ass ain’t safe

Regardless of how you felt about Rob Reiner, this is inappropriate and disrespectful discourse about a man who was just brutally murdered. I guess my elected GOP colleagues, the VP, and White House staff will just ignore it because they’re afraid? I challenge anyone to defend it.

Lewis Hamilton's overtake on Carlos Sainz 😮‍💨

ABU DHABI WINNER LEWIS HAMILTON P16 TO P1 MASTERCLASS INCOMING #TRUST #WATCHTHISSPACE #ILLKILLEVERYBODY

john elkann tryna think of how to shut the alpine drivers up too

I wanna go to Japan but ngl any flight over 4-5hrs I be ready to open the emergency door ima need sleeping pills lol

I sat through Vettel dominance with heartbreaking final race defeats in AD and Brazil. I sat through Hamilton dominance and the pain of Hockenheim/Monza 2018. I sat through Verstappen dominance and the pain of 2022. But a LN4 WDC might be the final straw. I will never recover.

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