TugboatPhil - American Boomer
@TugboatPhil
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* American * 20th Century Refugee * Opener of Jars for Women * The Worst Person on Twitter
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Joined April 2014
I ain't no collige graduit, but glass is already melted sand.
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I forgot to tell "you people" that the other day I saw a carton of brand name cigarettes for $104.00. In 1975 I could buy a carton of Marlboro for $1.65 at the commissary and $1.75 at the PX.
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Considering that corporate websites are rushing to use AI, they sure seem obsessed about whether or not I'm a robot.
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RT @VincentParry2: Most of y’all never met Chewie, but thru the magic of great writing and the interwebs @mnsibley gave her to you. Let’s….
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Before leaving 6 months prior I'd never heard of Boy George, now I see him writhing on screen. I stand slack jawed for an instant & then yell to no on in particular, "WTF DID YOU DO WITH MY COUNTRY WHILE WE WERE GONE?!!". 2/end
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Early 80s my Norfolk based ship deployed to Med for 6 months. Ancient times we cut ties with knowledge of what was happening back here when we went. We return & first morning I'm going to shave. Walk past TV in crew's lounge & Karma Chameleon video is on, no volume. 1/.
Biden’s director of something?.
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NCDOT thanks you for alerting people which town signs to steal.
NC is home to the following towns:. ✨Horneytown.✨Erect.✨Morehead City.✨Climax. I’m just saying… we know what our ancestors were up to. 💁🏼♀️.
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Nurse: Are you a baseball player?.Me: No. Nurse: Oh, you look like you spend a lot of time behind the plate.
Nurse: Are you an athlete? .Me: No.Nurse: Your heart rate is 51. .
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RT @PhillyTalk: Exactly this. Senator Hawley is insulting us with this obvious Buying Votes bullshit. There is no such thing as a "Tariff S….
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RT @DanLtcR: "Gun violence" is a euphemism that seeks to blame the gun. The correct term is "Criminal violence".
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RT @nogooddeed2: Fun bit of information. If you harvest honey from uncapped combs, the moisture content will be too high, and the honey wil….
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Men 👋🏻 Can't 👋🏻 Shoplift 👋🏻 Cookie 👋🏻 Dough !.
If you find yourself trying to shoplift cookie dough IN YOUR VAGINA you might want to rethink some life choices. Just sayin’.
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There will now be slightly less toxic craziness on Twitter.
gonna have to get off twitter - this place has to much toxic craziness-.
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Do you know what this is going to be @BPiddles ? It's now cocooned on brick work of niece's house.
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Good night, Twitter. TugboatPhil needs unconsciousness for a while.
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