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@TuckStopsHere
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Wine Dad, Hufflepuff, and secretary-treasurer of the Anti-Twerking League
Joined January 2014
Shaving the serial numbers off my handgun because they were an odd number not ending in 5.
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I like to think I'm pretty good at ignoring ragebait but man, this one got me.
Could you survive on $7,500 a month?.
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Hey everybody, just wanted to share a quick update. Barron messaged me on our group Counterstrike Discord and said he won't be able to play today because he "has to go shopping for a funeral suit with his mom." Not sure what he could be referring to but thought I should share.
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"What if she was Gaylor Swift and she was secretly gay" would have been a prime 2018 Nick Mullen bit.
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RT @IbaraEleven: The election is 3 years away and liberals have already decided to stick to the same failed strategies and policies that co….
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Democrats already telling Newsom critics to shut up and support the chosen candidate 3 years before the primary are gonna make me resort to violence.
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RT @shaabiranks: I’m going to be honest it doesn’t really seem like anyone was working tirelessly for a ceasefire.
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Obsessed with the unrelated family friend in his 40s who wore his formal military dress to this wedding for two leftists in their 20s. Everybody here is laughing at you, bro.
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RT @ettingermentum: The synthesis between “Trump is a fascist” and “Trump is George W. Bush” is “George W. Bush was a fascist”.
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RT @TuckStopsHere: Pickleball gives me the ick. Why are you, as an adult, having fun while getting some exercise with your friends.
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RT @JohnnyMcNulty: Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I prom….
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Society wants you to kill the part of you that is cringe. I say, kill the part that cringes. Follow for more useful tips and tricks.
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One of the worst songs ever written. I like it a lot.
Feel Good Inc is one of those rare miracles because it's a song that was far too catchy not to be a hit but at the same time is absolutely bonkers. Probably wouldn't even make a list of my top 500 songs but I don't know if we're ever gonna get the likes of it again all the same.
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RT @mollypilledv2: President Xi Jinping I’ve received the special message you sent me through my air conditioner. I will take care of Bill….
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