Pearls of wisdom

Fucking pervert this guy …

Sucking big hairy sweaty balls

Go buy our merch at https://t.co/Wjj07AKtZz and go follow @ashlethalweapon because she’s cool

She was listening to us… hanged, Drawn, & Quartered in stores now https://t.co/Wjj07AsSAZ

Great…just what he needs…a bigger ego…

So not to alarm anyone… …but we’re preparing to do our first live, in-person show since January 2020

…I know we’re a 4 piece…shut up

Fuck marry kill: Ben, Moe, Kyle, Pete

Take the time to day and think about how grateful you are to be alive…because that Queen-shit head is dead

Troll Teeth is the wario version of @TheStoneEye

Our EP coming out on Halloween is us going ‘Goblin Mode’

You will not find Troll Teeth in the ppp loan archives—we scam the government the old fashioned way…blackmailing elected officials with photos of them cheating on their spouses in a Reno, Nevada brothel

Ok why do 13s hurt so much and 12s feel like butter and 11s feel like cobwebs?

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This is what it must have felt like when Elvis met Mozart

Math: so we actually calculate how long we want a song using bpm/time signature/etc that helps build the arrangement

Time according to Troll Teeth members: Moe: 15 minutes early always Kyle: one the dot, every time Ben: 5 minutes late, give or take Pete: it’s an illusion of our own creation—shows up randomly or not at all

Check out artists on HHHG: @TrollTeeth @EgorLappo @huntsmen_doom @Beastmaker @HebiKatana @themachine_nl @GlassDivide @grammavedetta @DownWithRent @theabsurdband @leomaiaprog @goat_night @lostweekendct @AcidMagus @theredwidows @sleepwulfband https://t.co/tPhKylSTe6

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