tribeca enjoyer
@TribecaTies
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vice haver - VP/banking loser - 6’1 in the morning - boston hater - afters attender - ball knower - bloo eye haver - ggmu
Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2023
all hot rich men, please FLOOD my dms, i need ur attention.
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thankful that I'm not fat so I can ride bikes or ziplines without looking hilarious.
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Hitting one of these in the bar bathroom mirror to make sure ur good to rejoin the drinking
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The planet is dying, the government hates us, the animals are leaving, the aliens aren’t contacting us, we might be alone, it just might be you and me. BUT THAT’S OKAY, BECAUSE DO YOU REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?!.
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Sensing the kind of weekend where someone needs to preemptively confiscate my phone.
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RT @ExtremeBlitz__: the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining https://t.c….
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waking up with morning wood all the time is sick because it's like your body programming your brain to absolutely fuck the day.
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when they audit my venmo statements and see "emergency plan B" and "butt stuff" in my transaction history.
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anyone interested in finding love at a molecular level?.
Neural similarity predicts whether strangers become friends.
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Just watched a tiktok about the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life on earth and apparently it hit what is now Mexico with the force of fucking 10 BILLION ATOMIC BOMBS. I will likely not be sleeping tonight.
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