eileen dover
@TriMeOn
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Giving my fucks where they matter. Proud 🇺🇸 Support 🇮🇱 Hypocrisy hater. If you don't understand my sense of humour, why do you follow me?
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Joined April 2010
I could never resist the call of the trail. Buffalo Bill (not the Silence of the Lambs one) #trailrunning #running #fall #nature
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Dog obedience graduation was not how I ever envisioned spending Christmas Eve but a well-behaved dog is a gift... Congrats to Fitz!
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This man retired at 80 and turned old barrels into a doggo train. Rescues abandoned pups and takes them on twice-weekly joyrides around town
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"I am not only a mother fighting to get her son, but also someone who is fighting to realize the values for which Rani went wounded to protect our country. The original agreement spoke of 48 hostages. We only received 47. My Rani is the 48th hostage." Addressing PM Netanyahu and
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Another gem that does not get enough love, SNL's Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The end has lived rent free in my head ever since.
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So grateful @AmericanAir was able to replace our plane and do so with only an hour delay! It isn't always possible... Lord knows I've spent some hours in airports, slept in one or three so when all the logistics and variables align, especially in this busy travel time, it means
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On December 22, 2001, an American Airlines flight from Paris to Miami was diverted to Boston, Massachusetts, after a passenger attempted to detonate explosives hidden in his shoes. In response, the FAA ordered all U.S. airports to begin checking the shoes of boarding passengers
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My son plates like he's our Southern Grandmother and I'm a 25 year old dude...
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AMERICA: Vivek put it simply, echoing Reagan: you can live in France and never truly become French, settle in Italy or Germany and still not be Italian or German, spend a lifetime in China and never be Chinese. America is different. We are not bound by blood or soil but by shared
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How is it hard for Americans to understand that Islam is the antithesis of liberty, freedom, and individual rights, the main principles that our nation was founded on?
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Taking Dress Up to Fly up a notch in my Grandmother's vintage cape coat and a fedora... Let's do this!
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'The fascism of peace...' Fucking spot on.
Here's me doing standup about the Bondi beach attack, Islamophobia and politicians straining to ignore the obvious problem.
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People in 1975: “In 50 years we will have flying cars.” 50 years later: chicken chunks in a paper cup!
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Dear baby Jesus I don’t ask for much Just grant me, in 2026, the calm and the nonchalance of this girl to face the fires of life That would be enough for me 🔥 https://t.co/7evh1MCzA9
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The most disciplined people aren't fighting their emotions; they've just rearranged them so that doing the "right" thing feels easy.
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We used to laugh at life, at ourselves...and we were better for it.
Stevie Wonder once did a skit on SNL where he was featured in a Kannon Camera commercial in 1983
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