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I know social media can give you FOMO, but watching
@DGlaucomflecken
videos (and hours of shaking my fist at epic) really has made me want a scribe
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thanks for this PSA
@DGlaucomflecken
as a trauma surgeon i've seen many patients who've blown their faces off after checking to see why fireworks haven't gone off. btw in addition to catastrophic facial damage, they can cause brain injury & death as well.
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when you try to get around a sterile table without contaminating it
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if there's an ugly ass drawing on the back of the consent the resident likely got actual informed consent
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surgeons remembering all the surgerizing they used to do 😢
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it's a good sign when you start finding purple tops unguarded in random corners of the hospital again
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healthcare workers wondering what life would've been like if they had just become an engineer
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anesthesia watching surgeons learning how to use the robot
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not a radiologists but had fun annotating an xray for a little boy
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new interns old attendings
🤝
don't know how to order stuff in EMR
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resident getting asked at M&M why they [insert poor decision they disagreed with but the attending insisted on]
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anesthesia waiting for the student to finish closing at 4am
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what do bacteriophages & james bond have in common?
lysins to kill
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medicine rounds at
@dglaucomflecken
general hospital
(trigger warning for surgeons: may cause horrible flashbacks to M3 rotations)
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students with their new figs showing up for their first hospital rotation
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trying to ban messy buns?
guess this hospital is choosing violence
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not me posting this
@dglaucomflecken
tok while brushing my teeth at home as the OR sends for my patient
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do NOT wear gym shoes on trauma
get shoes that can be wiped down with peroxide or autoclaved
#psa
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student's first day on surgery
team has already scrubbed in, draped, and started operating
but they're still outside scrubbing
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made a resident change their old mask that was so dirty the patients were complaining
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me & my squad waiting for the images to get uploaded to PACS
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trauma eval earlier today
me: have you had a covid shot?
patient: no
me: wanna just get one while you're here?
patient: sure
me: 🎉💃🥳💃🎊💃🥳💃🎉
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when you go to find your patients on an unfamiliar floor cuz the hospital wards are rearranged due to covid
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anesthesia when the surgeon says the estimated blood loss was about 100mL
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thinking about using a computer at the nurses station
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surgeons after the patient is intubated, prepped, and draped
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from an ED thoracotomy survivor ♥️
(trauma coordinator printed the h&p cuz she knows I have a bad memory for this stuff)
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when you're rounding with the attending that only takes the stairs
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i admire this resident's personal conviction that doesn't waver despite persistent ridicule
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old school attendings getting impatient watching residents fiddle with an ultrasound during line placements
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the trauma surgeon stood with their hands clasped behind their back staring out the hospital window at the first warm sunny day in awhile,
inspired deeply, then gravely said, "i smell violence"
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when the surgery attending arrives to round
fall edition
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anyone palpate your own veins when you're hydrated and admire how easy to stick they'd be?
yeah, me neither. that's so weird.
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when you find the right plane when opening the abdomen and the tissues split apart beautifully
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attendings watching a senior resident guide a junior resident through a procedure
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when the junior surgery resident naively thinks they "did most of the case"
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surgeon: would you like to put the ports in?
surgery intern:
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when you don't have time to hit the gym and don't mind the colonized floor
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when you're in the shower trying to decide whether you're going to show up for your shift or just quit healthcare today
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when you find out they're taking you to an out of network hospital
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aparna from
#IndianMatchmaking
as a stereotypical neurosurgeon 🧵
when asked why she chose to go into neurosurgery
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internal hemorrhoid grading with cat memes
grade 1 - exist but don't prolapse
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interns on trauma who carry around a scalpel like they're gonna get to do an ED thoracotomy
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ER: I have an admit for you
medicine resident: I'm capped
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how does this OR have so much staff with free time?
but also ❤ this
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it's that time of year when we'll be seeing 250ml IVF boluses, 0.25mg of versed, 5meq KCl, etc ☺
nurses & pharmacists thank you for patiently fixing these orders, training up young docs, and advocating for our patients
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trying to take the good ultrasound without being noticed
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when the doc orders a carb controlled, renal, cardiac diet
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