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Jess

@Totallytaber

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Female body, frat boy brain....sports, pop culture, witty banter, trivia, beer, and creating catchphrases used nationwide.

Joined January 2012
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Jess
3 years
Finally, Starpoint getting some love. Underrated 80s pop, hitting hard. #strangerthings.
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3 years
OMFG. This song is a banger!!! @theplandrew
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3 years
Highly recommend listening to @theplandrew on @OnAmp_ . Fun show, perfect song choices, join the song dedication expert army! Dedicate songs to loved ones, pets, rants in your pants or even raisin bread.
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5 years
Just finished the debate episode of #westwing amazed by the writing and execution. but wish we had that type of debate and candidates in politics these days.
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5 years
I have never been so upset about a celebrity passing. Alex trebek was an amazing man and holds a big part of my memories from childhood, college and adulthood. #AlexTrebek.
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5 years
Tom Issac Newton. I’m still cackling. #WheelOfFortune.
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5 years
RT @FitzyGFY: One of many moments from one of the great Pats games of all-time. Somebody needs to find the recipe for this, can it and serv….
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5 years
Enjoying my beautiful backyard and the glorious sounds of @MikeHsuAAF back on the radio!
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5 years
I used to think I could foster older kitties. After the past few weeks and counting of cat hospice with my baby, I’m not sure how anyone handles it.
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5 years
RT @lindsbrooke_88: There should be no celebration until Newman is out of that car! #Daytona500.
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5 years
Sick to my stomach over this #daytona500 finish. Please be ok Newman.
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6 years
Biggest fan girl moment ever. Thanks @FitzyGFY for taking a minute for the fan girls even though this game sucked! #letsgo
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Jess
6 years
Yesssss!!!!!! #hairbands #bestdayever.
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Mötley Crüe
6 years
MÖTLEY CRÜE IS BACK!!!.Read the official statement here -
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6 years
RT @CBSSports: Top performers at the half:
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6 years
I have to think that backes is en route to the hospital to be with sabourin. That was one of the hardest sports moments I have ever watched.
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6 years
RT @michaelFhurley: You may be stressed to all hell. But remember this: There are people out there walking around today, going about their….
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6 years
I'm going for a sleep deprived study and am not allowed to sleep until tomorrow morning. I see playoff highlights, @FitzyGFY videos and Super Mario 3 for the next 10 hours.
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Jess
6 years
One workday away from a much needed girls trip and somehow, I have a month's worth of shit to accomplish before I leave.
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6 years
Maybe I have ptsd from my car accident or maybe every uber/lyft driver I've had in the past month just feels the need not only for speed but to terrify the fuck out of me. #talktomegoose.
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Jess
6 years
Car shopping sucks. I can't be more clear as a woman by myself that I understand their exact game. Stop trying to upsell!.
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