When you go to a classic car parade but half the cars are from your childhood and adolescence

I miss covering the biggest stories in sports.

What do you want to know?.

Legendary bang-bang opportunity in Pembroke. People forget.

You hereby have permission to watch BST at 10 on @NBCSBoston on a

Nathaniel Lowe:

“We’ll see what becomes of the little fella” from DOB sounded really menacing.

Was going to post a photo of a hairless squirrel and make a *hilarious* joke that this is what that Yankee Stadium squirrel would’ve looked like if the facial hair policy was still in effect. But those photos were gross. Disgusting. I couldn’t do that to you.

RT @michaelFhurley: NEW @PatsChatPodcast!. —@DougKyed in the car.—Everything from the ugly preseason finale.—Deep dive on Dugger.—We’re not….

NEW @PatsChatPodcast!. —@DougKyed in the car.—Everything from the ugly preseason finale.—Deep dive on Dugger.—We’re not mad at Belichick; we’re disappointed.—Connecticut thoughts.—Baseball bois. Spotify 🍎

Minds are being blown. Michael sent a mind blowing tweet.

The good news is that @DougKyed and I just recorded a new @PatsChatPodcast. It'll be on your phones when you wake up. What a treat. The better news? ONE OF US WAS IN A CAR, BABY!

This Roman Anthony bomb not being a home run at Fenway Park really provides an interesting perspective on one of the many differences in these two ballparks.

I thought Roman Anthony was going to do the Manny batting glove removal in batter's box for a second there.

RT @WillBrinson: What a (bad for the Patriots) stat

Roger Goodell and the NFL just SCREWING THE PATRIOTS once again smdh

Jaxson Dart running for a ton of yards on fourth-and-4. Jaxson Dart stepping into contact for no reason instead of sliding/stepping out. Jaxson Dart fumbling the ball away. Flag behind the penalty for defensive holding. This is what Week 3 of the preseason is all about baby.

I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Listeners of the @PatsChatPodcast knew that a big Gunner Olszewski night was in the cards.

Another political RANT from me: Preseason games should start no later than 7 p.m. CERTAINLY third preseason games should not start later than 7 p.m. Look at all that progress in CAR-PIT!!!. Thank you for your time.

Follow-up: If you have a .492 OPS and your only asset is speed/base-running and you get picked off third while simply not paying attention, you should ALSO get suspended. I trust I can count on your vote this fall.