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Toby

@TotallyTobes

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"DevOps Engineer" in the finance sector. My strength: Eating and cooking good vegan food. My weaknesses: Coffee, aged puerh and whisky FKA brunswickvegan

Melbourne
Joined August 2010
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@wtb_Michael
Bird Michael From Twitt℮r
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2010-2019 (both photos by @TotallyTobes)
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@charli_xcx
Charli
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kamala IS brat
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@nntaleb
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
2 years
2) Some UK pple s.a Margaret Thatcher, in spite of their economic insights, fell completely on the wrong side of history. She befriended the Apartheid regime in South Africa, supported Chile's Pinochet, & had an ingrained anti-Palestinian proclivity. Always against the weak.
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@nntaleb
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
2 years
The ground invasion has not started, yet, yesterday, ~100K people marched in London. If you can't detect the dynamics of history, you have a serious problem.
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@TotallyTobes
Toby
2 years
. @troyhunt not sure if it is of your interest. I joined iRefund today online and they sent me a confirmation email with the password **I provided** in plain text. Last time I had this horror was 15 yrs ago with iiNet when they told me my pw on the phone. Is it still common? 😅
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@bluenilehatsfan
Hats fan account
3 years
Americans pretending to not understand the concept of anglicised Chinese food for some reason, despite most of their own ‘Chinese restaurants’ having near-identical menus of deep fried pastry, sloppy noodles and chunks of meat in sugary gloop.
@daxdives
dandy
3 years
Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words
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@TotallyTobes
Toby
3 years
Selling my Daydream ticket for cheap! #modestmouse #slowdive https://t.co/FMaJgYVE3I
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@mipsytipsy
Charity Majors
3 years
I don't know if this is a troll or not, but with all apologies to my many wonderful, highly skilled "Architect" friends, I tend to think it's a bullshit role. 🙃 I believe that only the people building software systems get to have opinions on how those systems get built.
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@Jumpei_Mitsui
三井淳平 / Jumpei Mitsui
3 years
ある日、米国のボストン美術館から突然メールが来て、 なんと、私のレゴ作品がボストン美術館で展示されることになりました。 3月26日から始まる「北斎展」で展示されます。現代アートとして本物の浮世絵と一緒に飾っていただけるようです。
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@TotallyTobes
Toby
3 years
Selling Bikini Kills ticket https://t.co/tAlInvO8ZJ #bikinikills
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@editingemily
emily freeman
3 years
God bless the men on TikTok in marriages educating other men on weaponized incompetence.
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@nnwakelam
Nathaniel
3 years
Friendly reminder thar @McKinsey helped to systematically engineer the opioid crisis in the US. If you continue to work at a company like that knowing this is an actual fact you have no right to take any stance on any significant issues of morality.
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@darren_levin
Darren Levin
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So Adidas cancelling Kanye just lit a match under the dangerous conspiracy that Jews control everything. We’re fucked if Adidas do nothing, and we’re even more fucked when they act. This is the eternal plight of the Jew.
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@vicsesnews
VICSES News
3 years
Heavy rainfall and flash flooding has hit the Lilydale area hard, with VICSES Lilydale Unit volunteers receiving over 130 requests for assistance in the last hour. Remember - never enter floodwater. It could be the last decision you make.
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Toby
3 years
Okay google, play "what to do with serial meeting conversation interjecters"
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@forrestbrazeal
Forrest Brazeal
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new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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@theprojecttv
The Project
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Australian artist Badiucao has cut ties with his family in China and still fears for his safety as he continues a cartoon crusade against Beijing. His work will mean that he may never be allowed to return to his home country. #TheProjectTV
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