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Chronically autistic dysfunctional wannabe content creator. Tech, Video Games, Hacker Stuff, developing questionable code professionally.

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That's pretty cool. But if you really don't want to leave the house, you can follow them online, too.
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Hello, world! @CS50's lectures in Sanders Theatre at @Harvard are open to the public, September 2025 – November 2025. Whether you are (or were!) a student or teacher of any of CS50's courses, or just CS50-curious, you are welcome to attend CS50's lectures in person in Cambridge,
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Given that we're dealing with Cyber Insecurity you can now refer to me as the Cyber Psychologist.
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I'm talking "I woke up six times thinking about my tooth" and "this would have crippled me for the next three weeks" levels of anxiety where you can't think about anything else, because autism. Yeah, no. I'd rather skip socialism for once and pay €150.
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Arrived on time, they looked into the problem and told me "Okay, X is the problem and we'll do Y. Maybe you'll need to look into a crown.". WHICH MY REGULAR DENTIST NEVER TOLD ME. Anyway, I paid €150 out of pocket. Which is a small price to buy off three weeks of anxiety.
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Failing Filling Update:. * Contacted dentist. Could only make an appointment in three weeks*. Found out there's now "emergency dentists" that you just sign up for online. They had an opening (hehe) at 14:30 and after a lot of back and forth I said "screw it" and made an appt.
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What a great moment to lose a filling the size of a small stone from my molar, four days before a con with about 0% odds to have it fixed before.
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This shortened URL is going to ruin my joke.
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Starting with pen testing is easy and surprisingly affordable. Don’t buy any courses, no certs and skip school. You can start for just $20. All you need is this:
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Torettox84 wrote this
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Turns out trying to borrow someone’s shoes is a bad idea if they’re elevated and 6 EU smaller than yours.
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Anyone else have a brain that stops functioning when the room temperature exceeds 27 degrees Celsius?. Where can I get cooling for my head?.
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Podcasts were and are a mistake.
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It's too hot to program!. Or do any work in general. But especially to get in the zone to program.
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Pivoting from Pentesting to "Develop an ISMS for the audit paper pushers" was cool for three months but the field is definitely not a "Wow, this is all exciting shit I can't wait to talk about". In fact it's quite the opposite.
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The amount of people asking MechaHitler to explain some basic ass tweet when they could do two seconds of research on this app is too damn high.
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Hackers: "Everyone must take security serious. Companies should hire us, lol!". Companies: "Shit, they're right.".Companies: *hire hackers*.Companies: *do security stuff*. Hackers: "Why is hacking and security so corporate now?!".
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If they knew how to guaranteed land $100,000 security jobs they'd be hiring and outsourcing you. Instead they're selling you an ebook.
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The ADHD part of my brain wants to clean up and throw things out. The autistic part screams that everything is precious and must be kept forever. My room is chaos, a reflection of my brain.
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RT @Codebender_Cate: My kids were given scholarships. I set up an appointment with my bank's investment services to set up a 529 account fo….
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Which is what I just did. A clowder is a group of cats FYI. BRB going to make a note that a group of CATS instances aren't called a cluster but a Clowder.
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If you have an app named CATS (which is short for something tech-y and audit-y to appease the boring people) and you've got an update where you can add "a bunch of something in a group", I feel it's your responsibility to call the release "something Clowder".
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