Lucas Parker
@ToqueLuc
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Student of the mind and body.
from the untamed wilds of B.C.
Joined July 2012
That's not a very kühl thing to do
UFC President Dana White slapped his wife 2 times during altercation on New Years Eve.
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to ease processing demands & power requirements, I have reduced my New Year's resolution to 640x480
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rugby.
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if you REALLY want to protect your woman from getting hit by a car, you would keep her in the basement. And NEVER open the door.
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better yet, call it "Wub" letters should start with the letter that they are.
Normalize saying "dub" (instead of "double-yoo") as the name of the letter W. All letters deserve a one-syllable name.
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Learn to sprint and you'll never lose a fight in your life. And you'll have amazing glutes.
Men should invest at least one year in learning how to fight.
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yes, definitely avoid those debaucherous places where older men wearing jewelry and bathrobes hand out wine disguised as blood- oh wait
Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.
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.@CrossFitGames heyyy, are y'all gonna address the MASSIVE leaderboard errors with the shuttle sprint Q.F. event?? there's likely hundreds (maybe 1000's?) of ppl who counted wrong and only did half the reps. related: I need +200 points... help me out bruh
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Vladimir Putin may rescind McDonalds patents to prevent closures. He also placed Russia's FSB head of intelligence under house arrest. These may be the world's biggest "let me see the manager" and "go to your room" bro really went from Kremlin to Karen
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Why did the ghost get fat? Because he led a cemetery lifestyle.
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The @CrossFitGames Open workout 21.2 is just like life: You feel ok through the round of 10s, 20s, and 30s, But then you hit 40 and it's all downhill there.
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Today I Learned: That Ronaldinho is not simply a Wario like alter ego for Cristiano Ronaldo.
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As a Canadian, I hope the Super Bowl ends in a tie. The red team and the white team both worked so hard all year and they're such nice boys.
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@ToqueLuc Mackerel Mentality A constant quest for striped pelagic fish with forked tails and high omega-3 levels
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@ToqueLuc Marco Mentality: A constant quest to find Polo.
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Macro Mentality: A constant quest for Protein, Carbohydrates, and Fat.
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