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Aaron Watershow

@TopKaiki

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5'7. CEO: Watershow Sports Network. Building: @bettordressed . Advocate for short kings. Travel and dating influencer. History buff. Hard worker.

San Diego, CA
Joined September 2010
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Aaron Watershow
8 months
Kind reminder to gamble responsibly on sports, but irresponsibly on yourself. Major key.
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2 years
My new rule for dating a chick is she has to be eligible for DraftKings and FanDuel deposit bonuses. If she's had an account in the past i'm swiping HARD left.
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1 year
The new breed of sports bettors who never had to mail in money orders to rando islands in the Caribbean and weren't on first name basis with their Western Union agent are all soft it seems. Imagine asking 5Dimes Tony for a refund because Christian Watson is a made of glass.
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1 year
Extremely based take from Sandy here:
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2 years
LMAO @JamahalH is a content KING. His Tik Toks are all fire. This my fave:
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@TopKaiki
Aaron Watershow
3 years
And for the record i’ll never sell my $AMC stock. Had my first handjob at one of those theaters. Sentimental valuation for me is $69 so its still a major bargain #LongAMC
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4 years
Why hasn’t Real Bros of Simi Valley won an emmy yet?
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2 years
To be a UFC fighter you have to overcome: -Broken scales. -Potentially tainted supplements. -Trained killers. -Empty bank accounts. -Sal D'Amato. What a fucking life.
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4 years
I think Poland should make Joanna and Jan breed for science. Their kid will headline Fight Planet in 2069 vs. @BlessedMMA 's kid Rush. Thank about it @danawhite
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6 months
College basketball is finally here. Time to employ my 'fade teams who film dance videos on Tik Tok' system. Excellent ROI last season. LET'S GO.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Bellator is seriously FUMBLING THE BAG. Just asked my barista at Starbucks how pumped she was for McKee/Pitbull 2 and she had zero clue what I was talking about. Venti sized fail @BellatorMMA
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Aaron Watershow
1 year
Told a girl I was watching Cocaine Bear this weekend and she asked if she could come with. Said sure. Wait til she finds out I was talking about Jon Jones.
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Aaron Watershow
4 months
Dan Campbell going for it from the 7 was just him tilting. It's like when you experience a bad beat and end up betting Australian soccer without thinking. It happens.
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Aaron Watershow
4 years
While the whole world is freaking out about Luka i’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I have dibs on his mom #MrsDoncic
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Blankenship 100% took shrooms. This is a classic shroom position. Just thinking about life.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Hey @AtlantaFalcons can you tell Julio to chech his DMs I left him a message
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2 years
Hi @danawhite . Happy 2022. I also have some demands:
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@jakepaul
Jake Paul
2 years
Happy new year @danawhite . Here is a real challenge for you… I will immediately retire from boxing and fight Jorge Masvidal in the UFC if you agree to:
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1 month
@AnikFlorianPod Dana should have just demoted him to Slap League for a few fights.
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1 year
You aren't grinding as a sports bettor til you pay for $8 internet on the plane that moves slower than dial up to place a bet. Clicked too many times because the site wasn't responding and now have a 6U bet. Will be jumping out of the plane if it loses so it's kind of a freeroll.
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1 year
My official March Madness pick is in: UCLA.
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3 years
If you buy Bitcoin, but don’t tweet about it do you go to jail or something?
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Aaron Watershow
1 year
Me rolling up to the gym today trying not to get filmed and called creepy online for looking in a general direction:
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2 years
Going to start dropping some fun facts about the #UFC274 card to get you all hype for this Saturday. Here's the first one: Blagoy Ivanov and Francisco Trinaldo are a combined age of 300 years old.
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7 months
@_3volepod No crumbs in sight.
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2 years
What’s a fictional event you wish you had money on? Imagine live betting the Tune Squad ML at the start of the 2H in Space Jam. Great value bet.
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3 years
We need bullying back ASAP
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Forbes
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Meet the 16 year old entrepreneur interested in cryptocurrency:
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Bro DraftKings is partnering with VEGAS DAVE? Lmao. That's an all-timer.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Let’s recap their advice: -Definitely going over, but might go under if it’s a trap. -Official play: buy 3 points up to Chargers +7. -Official play #2 : buy Chiefs down to -3. This might actually be the worst piece of sports betting content i’ve ever seen.
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Aaron Watershow
6 months
If she doesn’t know who 5Dimes Tony is, she’s too young for you bro.
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Aaron Watershow
10 months
@businessbarista @immad My airport dating app Laid Over where you find love in terminal one. Partner with Chilis To Go for first date promos.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Everyone realizes the real Super Bowl is Tai Tuivasa vs. Derrick Lewis right?
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Me shooting my shot at @BrittneyPalmer
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Aaron Watershow
4 years
Every dude who wears camo cargo shorts thinks he can fight. Never can.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
First 69 people to like this tweet will be gifted an NFT from me once my project is complete.
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3 years
My #1 favorite thing girls do on dating apps is when you ask them their hobbies and they respond with "going on adventures." I seriously die laughing, takes me a solid hour to stop. Okay Indiana Jones. Going to brunch isn't an adventure.
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3 years
Just won $14K off a $50 parlay with Sheriff and Atletico Madrid ML in the mix. Pretty sick. Do you want to write an article about me? @darrenrovell
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Reminder that the Raiders passed on CeeDee Lamb, Jerry Jeudy and Justin Jefferson to draft someone who has never heard of Uber before.
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Aaron Watershow
4 years
Wow even Farrah Abraham is on the #TitanUp bandwagon, love to see it!
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2 years
@CaucasianJames Those fits are tuff af. Respect.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Is being a golf tout the nuts? Can mention half the field as a potential winner and victory lap after it hits. Seems like the move.
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Aaron Watershow
5 years
Don’t forget these @ToddFuhrman : -Make you cry in the middle of a bar when an 18 year old misses a FG -Make you occasionally consider jumping from balconies -Force you to eat Ramen for weeks Wouldn’t trade it for the world though #GoSports
@ToddFuhrman
Todd Fuhrman
5 years
Betting on sports will... - teach you money management - force you to control your emotions - educate you on probability - hone your research skills and reading comprehension - make you question the meaning of life See, generally speaking sports betting is a good thing
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3 years
Just updated my Famer's Only dating profile:
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1 year
Wait Doug Crosby judged the Paddy fight? The guy who scored it 50-45 Sabatello yesterday? So favored grappling control in one fight and flipped the very next night? MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Like this tweet to manifest a betting heater for yourself (no bookies allowed): 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Aaron Watershow
3 months
Guys we gotta stop glorifying fake bettors. I beg.
@shannonsharpeee
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
3 months
Druski won $1M off prize picks betting on Chiefs players 😭😭😭
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1 year
Sportsbooks are HANDING OUT CASH AND BONUSES DAILY and people are still begging for refunds on injuries. Like wtf?
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
How to be a sports betting journalist: 1) Write an article when someone makes a bet above $5K. 2) Post about someone hitting a same game parlay that pays four figures or more. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. Some of y’all went to journalism school for this. Lol.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Not exactly sure why but this has been my favorite NFL Draft analysis i’ve come across by about a mile:
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Had $15 left in @DraftKings from degenning Champs League during a work meeting. Game wasn’t so bad IMO.
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3 years
Where are these regulators when i'm at the Wynn blackjack table ordering my 20th vodka red bull? They don't seem to want to protect my money there!
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Aaron Watershow
1 year
The thought that Molina might have tried to purposefully lose his fight vs. Zhumagulov but ended up winning because of how fucking awful MMA judges are at their job is hilarious to think about.
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🚨 Jeff Molina is now officially SUSPENDED because of a “substantial” involvement in the James Krause gambling scandal WOW.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Zach Wilson jersey finally arrived. Going to go walk around @Target and set the tone for the weekend.
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2 years
I spit out my coffee:
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3 years
It always amazes me there aren't better FG kickers at these big D1 programs. If you told me in 7th grade that I could go to school for free and partied with dimes at a big state school and all I had to do was hit 40 yarders I would have at least tried.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Congrats on getting a hotel named after you in Vegas bro @darrenrovell
@VitalVegas
Vital Vegas
3 years
Better look at Virgin’s pool complex. Resort opens March 25. (h/t @MaverickHeli )
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9 months
Just got my Wander Franco PSA submission back today.
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2 years
This is a layup. Figgy Cent.
@AlexBehunin
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Which rapper is this?
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1 month
@stoolpresidente Can you pull the fire alarm if it looks like they will lose?
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13 days
Omg going to kill so many Four Lokos on this thing.
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
13 days
The new all-electric, zero emission SoCal-to-Vegas train will be capable of reaching top speeds of 200 mph and will bring gamblers from Rancho Cucamonga to Strip casinos in just 130 minutes. 🎲
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7 months
Berryhorse: Goes on hour long tangent of all the things you need to think about to win 16 units in an MLB season on @CirclesOffHQ . Us: Sees Dick Butkus dies (RIP), buys out of Skins bet, hammers Bears for max units. Sports betting is the best.
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5 months
@ARomeroXVII Ferguson on his back for 14:50.
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2 years
Like this tweet to manifest a weekend heater for yourself: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋
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Aaron Watershow
8 months
My betting mentor told me that tailing people and winning is like having sex with a condom on and betting your own opinion and cashing is raw dog. Always stuck with me.
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6 months
NFL is just a social expirement at this point to see how bad they can make the product and still have people watch.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Let's make a deal Putin:
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Aaron Watershow
4 years
Hey @darrenrovell they named a hotel after you in Vegas kid. You made it.
@VirginHotelsLV
Virgin Hotels Las Vegas
4 years
SAVE THE DATE: 1.15.2021
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2 years
You know Drake is a fake sports bettor because all his songs about heartbreak revolve around females and none about what it feels like to be covering an entire basketball game that goes to OT and then losing your bet by the hook. That’s real heartbreak #DogsDieInOvertime
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1 year
@UFO_UFC Bro we gotta boycott the card.
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3 years
This country needs legalized marijuana now more than ever. Zero chill.
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2 years
I fucking miss MMA.
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4 months
Tyreek Hill: Has three kids with three different women in span of a few months. Destroys NFC contender Dallas. Travis Kelce: Exchanges friendship bracelets with Taylor. Holds hands with her walking in to stadium so people will take pictures of him. Losing to the Raiders.
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Aaron Watershow
2 months
Looking to commision a new artist. In the market for new art. LMK.
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2 years
Like this tweet to manifest a bad weekend for your bookie.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Reward the fighter who missed weight with a main event? Love it.
@bokamotoESPN
Brett Okamoto
3 years
Per sources, UFC working to finalize a new main event with Aspen Ladd ( @TheAspenLadd ), following Holly Holm's withdrawal against Norma Dumont due to injury.
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4 years
@JamesCageWhite James you are like Google in the 90's. An undiscovered and underappreciated gem that will skyrocket very soon. Chicks will flock in no time once they realize how dope you are!
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2 years
Ask him why he’s such a pussy plz.
@JoePompliano
Joe Pompliano
2 years
I'm recording a podcast with DraftKings CEO @JasonDRobins tomorrow. What questions do you have for him?
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Here's a spicy line to use on babes for all the Cali bros out there:
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
How it started vs. How it ended. @CircaSports edition:
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6 months
NO LIES DETECTED 🚨🚨🚨
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3 years
Adjusting my CBB model to include hustle, teamwork, and whether or not team is affiliated with God
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1 year
Like this tweet if you think @MintyBets should date me.
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4 years
GOAT
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4 months
Is it a hot take to say 75 Hard is easy af? Working out, drinking water, and reading ten pages from a book is everyday bro. Try gambling on CBB without breaking a TV. That’s actually hard.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Fun fact about me is I quit my job in 2018 and lived in Thailand for three months. Trained at Tiger Muay Thai (expensive). When I was there Ray debuted in PFL and was +600 vs Shields. I bet on him and he paid for my entire trip/training. Hawaiian stimulus plan. Mahalo Ray!
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@Titans @Tennessean 1. Tanny sucks 2. Tanny stinks 3. Tanny is washed 4. Tanny aint it 5. Henry still has juice 6. Defense balled
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@CSURAM88
Peter Jennings
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Tell me what you value most in life in three words or less.
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2 years
Let’s check in on Jake’s billion dollar gambling media company shall we?
@TMZ_Sports
TMZ Sports
2 years
Jake Paul is launching a new gambling and sports media business, and he tells TMZ Sports he's going to turn it into a billion-dollar business.
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4 years
1-0 lifetime record shotgunning against cart girls
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3 years
My POTD for golf tomorrow is Aaron Wise -105 vs Joel Dahmen. All the handicapping I needed to do was look up Dahmen’s age. He’s 33. No way he’ll fully recover from his hangover after winning his first PGA event last week. Only risk is he may show up wasted, which would help him.
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4 months
Pulled a crazy rizz move today at my workout class where the ratio is 16 chicks, me and an old guy who always out hustles me. Brought an 18 pack of Celsius from Costco and handed them out for Xmas. Scored two numbers after class. Put that in the rizz HOF.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
My fave thing to do on Sunday is to slide in to any golfer’s DMs who I have outrights on. Some say I have a career in DM pump up speeches, but this is just a hobby for me at the moment. Go Xan!
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4 years
Like this tweet and I will tell you what Pokemon you are
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4 years
This virus is HUGE for the XFL. Time for them to prove how Xtreme they really are. Better not cancel the season @VinceMcMahon . You were built for this.
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Do you guys believe in destiny?
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Who's winning the most important Knockout qualifier of the year?
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3 years
Guys I don't know about you, but this is probably the sickest team i've ever made. So ready for Showdown! Send H2Hs.
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Aaron Watershow
2 years
Seems like a bargain to me. I've paid MUCH more for rocks in Vegas.
@NICEANDSUNNY
Christin Maschmann
2 years
Have you ever seen a bar charge for the rocks? I love you @WynnLasVegas , but what the actual F?
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DFS/LIFE TIP OF THE DAY: Hot chicks are like large field GPPs. Tons of people competing for one grand prize. Probably not going to hit and you may go broke chasing them. Double ups are the spicy milfs at @Target . Tons of um and you’ll score much more often playing those #DFS
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Aaron Watershow
3 years
Huge huge huge narrative developing as I slide in to Melissa Gatto’s DMs and she responds with the heart/blush emoji. Was going to pass on the fight, but might be forced to pick a side here #UFC265
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