People are just straight-up taking the wildest liberties on the T. #MBTA #MBTAFail #WhereTheyDoThatAt? http://t.co/ICPYeSl4rk.

RT @TheCompanyMan: It’s all happening 🎯.

Me playing dumb so there’s enough plausible deniability in re: me making light of the situation

Remove the fuggin tariffs then!!.

LMAO.

“We don’t talk about Hoteps, we only talk about Yakub!”.

New obsession unlocked.

HALL AND OATES MADE UP!!! .NATURE IS HEALING!.

Grimace has 24 hours to respond.

RT @Jah_car_rah: It was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes.

It wasn’t enough to chirp at a half-empty venue, the cricket tried to tell her to her face. I respect his bravery and honesty during these trying times.

Also did not have MGK (of all people) fathering a beige child on my list.

Did not have this beef on my 2025 bingo card wtf.

This tweet is not meant to shame; do not take it as such. Upon rewatching S1 of LIB, it’s heartbreaking to see a not-so-well-laid wig onscreen. GRANTED, who could’ve predicted that within the 5yrs S1 was filmed, 4KTV technology would become powerful enough to do people so dirty.

RT @FlavorFlav: Not enough of you have seen Showgirls,,, and it shows.

RT @flwrchldtweets: Halle Berry, a household name, was supposed to take time away from her breadwinning career to “cook and clean” for a ma….

To clarify: their driving scared me. They were cool ppl otherwise. I fw middle eastern folks heavy.

I miss when uber drivers would haul ass in city traffic. All the best drivers were middle eastern and scared the bejeezus outta me … BUT I WAS NEVER LATE TO A SHOW!.

Ludacris will always be on my Mt. Rushmore of emcees.

It’s hilarious to me that matcha is such a big “trend” now, like… ARE YOU NEW HERE??. Are y’all really that brand new to this planet?. I’ve been drinking the stuff for at least a decade and never made a ~*thing*~ of it. DUNKIN DONUTS ICED MATCHA LATTE, HOE!!!. Where YOU been?

Finally watched Valley of the Dolls last night. That movie’s been one of my “white whales” alongside Mannequin for at least 15 yrs. Is it as bad as people say?.No. It’s worse. But aside from some campy standout moments & dialog it’s just… boring. I’ve been spoiled by Showgirls.