Tony Hodgkinson
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ex RN (SM) John McCririck once told me to 'f**k off you little p***k before I bash you about the head'
Joined November 2016
Look just like @bootlegger1974 's Alcy Jeans. #AlcyJeans
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"Over the road" are setting off some fireworks. Very cute. Wait till Jnr gets home and we set off his "Thunderbastard Cruise Missile Intercontinentals". They'll shit their pants.
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Blackpool in the Play Off Final. Losing the match and watching thousands of Blackpool fans leaving the same time as they couldn't be arsed to celebrate their promotion to The Premier League. Utterly sickening.
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Christmas piss up in Swansea, 2006. One of the boys fell asleep on the train (heading for Port Talbot) and woke up at the "End Of The Line". Paddington. No return train for 7 hours.
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See their personal bags/luggage above their heads..?... I'd have swiped those and walked the other end of the train and put them up high. When they get up to follow you, your partner sits in your seats. #QuickThinking
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If your IQ forbids you to successfully put one foot in front of the other, stay away from LIDL. Send someone else to do your shopping.
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Slightly spiced meatballs, served on a bed on Dirty Onions... bubbling away in a minted gravy. Real chips. Crusty baguette, salted butter. #NightShiftGrubClub
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You couldn't pay me to visit one of those barbaric, horrific tourist "attractions".
A concerned citizen called the Miami Seaquarium to ask about the fate of Li’i, their elderly dolphin living in solitary confinement and in ever deteriorating conditions. Their answer was telling.
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Got my first flashing of headlights behind me this evening.. beeping of the horn, even "it's 30 you dickhead' out of his window. It wasn't. It was 20 and clearly sign posted. "Road rage" will increase and it will increase dramatically. @SeneddWales @SeneddCymru @PrifWeinidog
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Muted. Go and spend time with the grandkids. They need your love and time... not the time you spend trolling. Grow up.
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Nothing to do with me... but a family member's friend was caught out by her husband. She was spotted hand in hand with another chap on a beach in South West Wales during a live report on the BBC News Wales at 6 !!!
What’s the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you?
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You are, you complete knob-jockey. Driving in the blind spot of ANY vehicle is going to ruin your day. Your post didn't get the replies you expected so you shit out. I detest cyclists like you!
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"Positive some times. Practice negative, master neutral".
"How does a U-Boat dive." (1942). What a amazing model. #Kriegsmarine #UBoatSchool #ww2 #History #DasGlasBoot
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Bet his idea of the "perfect night" is going on a hen night with a dozen, giggly women.
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Chicken thigh fillets marinated in a massala rub... dirty onions, curried mushrooms and peppers. All bubbling away in a curry sauce. Real chips. Naan breads. #NightShiftGrubClub
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Butcher's gammon with haggis. Herby roast potatoes and dirty onions. Splash of minted gravy and a fresh cob with salted butter. #NighShiftGrubClub
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Great thread. Absolutely shat my knickers when I watched this for the first time.
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