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Director of Social. Jack of all trades, master of some. Won some awards for social stuff. Bragged a bit. Contact ⬇️

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Joined March 2009
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@Tompaisley
T O M - P A I S L E Y
3 months
Hmm. Am I lonely, or is this the peace I prayed for?
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4 months
Just watched 28 years later, and I couldn’t stop thinking the zombie genitals we’re blurred out because it’s the UAE, but the blur was so large it was practically pointless. And there was definitely a conversation in a meeting room had about it. #28YearsLater
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5 months
AI has peaked
@db_fink
🧠 David
5 months
AI interviews people from the 1500s 🤣
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5 months
This season is gonna hit so much harder when I watch it back from the start. #TheLastOfUs #TheLastOfUs2
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6 months
It must be heartbreaking to want to get into filmmaking because you love the art when you know studios want IP like MINECRAFT because it will make them 20x their revenue.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
The ‘MINECRAFT’ movie is now likely to earn at least $1 billion overall. The film has already passed $700M worldwide. Read our review: https://t.co/uuggEo3o94
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T O M - P A I S L E Y
6 months
No one tells you that there will just be a day when you open your fridge and it’s filled with a balance of fresh veg, dairy, eggs and fruit you you realise you’re an actual adult.
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7 months
Reminder that all people are allowed to vote. #DaredevilBornAgain
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7 months
Has there ever been a voice more synonymous with a brand than Sean Bean and O2?
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9 months
What I picture when think of 'My heart goes out to you'
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9 months
If you swap out 'Racial Supremacy' for 'Supremecy of the wealthy', the Nazi party ideals are pretty much the same as they always have been.
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10 months
Whenever you feel like you’re not up to it or not sure you’re good enough, remember 50 Cent rhymed ‘50 Cent’ with ‘Justin’.
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10 months
Anora is the Chaos sequel to Uncut Gems
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10 months
It’s insane to me that the owner of this platform tweets like the scary extremes of this platform.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
10 months
Well, let’s find out, shall we? 🕵️‍♂️
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@Tompaisley
T O M - P A I S L E Y
10 months
How did society get here? Genuine question.
@generationmss
Mr. 007
10 months
If I had to start from zero and my goal was to get laid as much as possible in 2025, this is everything I’d do:
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11 months
Gregg Wallace has always been odd. Every single paragraph is slightly unhinged.
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T O M - P A I S L E Y
1 year
I really hope those people at school that created Nokia ringtones from scratch have Grammy’s right now. They deserved it.
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1 year
Me waiting for Molly Mae to show up on Raya
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1 year
Why are bigots obsessed with lions, AI images and terrible fonts? Don’t get me started on conveniently adopting the Union Jack. Thought you hated the Scottish too?
@TRobinsonNewEra
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
1 year
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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T O M - P A I S L E Y
1 year
This is how it starts.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
Wow
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@anniemaisocial
annie-mai
1 year
sometimes i worry that i'm not good enough at what i do and then i remember that we're on a floating rock and nothing really matters anyway
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