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The Ant Hill Mob
@Tomanthillmob
2 years
@fesshole
Me and the wife always use Vaseline for sex. We smear it all over the bedroom door knob so the kids can’t get in
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Fesshole 🧻 🧻
@fesshole
2 years
I make sure I always apply Vaseline to my lips when my wife is around, so she doesn't think it is all used for wanking when she sees the empty tub, even though it is 99% used for wanking.
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The Ant Hill Mob
@Tomanthillmob
2 years
@CaptainFluffkin
@fesshole
In all honestly the bedroom doesn’t have a door knob. The wife and kids are also fictitious. Though you’re welcome ☺️
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Lady Sam Vimes
@MrsVimes25
2 years
@tomsurfinllama
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Oz 🥊
@FBox21
2 years
@tomsurfinllama
@fesshole
😂😂😂 Fucking brilliant
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LFC7610🔴
@LFC7610
2 years
@tomsurfinllama
@fesshole
Me and the wife have sex 😅😅😅😅 That's where I knew this wasn't a serious tweet
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The Ant Hill Mob
@Tomanthillmob
2 years
@rumpolestiltskn
@fesshole
Jethro I think, though it’s probably as old as doors that joke
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