Tim Oldland
@Tim_Oldland
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Owner of @BespokeChargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”
Brentwood, Essex, UK
Joined February 2009
People seem to think I’m only pro-EV, this is absolutely not the case. The future will need a multi-fuel approach to succeed:. Daily personal transport and ‘last mile deliveries - BEV.Commercial LGV/HGV/Agri - Hydrogen.Classics/supercars/sports cars - synthetic fuels . 👍.
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Can we all just appreciate the absolute unbridled car p0rn on display here? 😍.
Oh. My. God. New KAMM carbon steelies ready to go onto a new client build due to be delivered very soon. Stand by, this is going to be one cool 912c.
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OI HUGO YOU DUMB TOFF CUNT, IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW WIDE YOUR FUCKING Q7 IS, DON’T FUCKING DRIVE IT TO ST IVES WITH THE TINEST CUNTING ROADS EVER YOU DUMB FUCKING TWATSOCKET. <and breathe>.
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God I love the American attitude to exotics. They mod them and fucking use them. DB9 Volante in Fuck You Red, done 177,000 miles! Epically cool 😎
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Not normally a fan of mis-spaced plates, but this one is bloody fantastic!
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The age verification for porn thing is absolutely a good thing. Speak to some 16-18yr old girls about their experiences with sex and you’ll be fucking HORRIFIED. I have done, my nieces and their friends and the things they’ve experienced shocked me to my core. Examples:. 1. First.
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Another shocker for @AutoPap . (I checked after I heard the noise, but it’s a TDV8 at least…)
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Well for the second time this year I inexplicably find myself driving a Nissan Qashqai. This time around St Ives and Cornwall for a week. And as much as it pains me to say, it’s a really bloody good car. I can see why they sell in such huge numbers. (Would be better as an EV tho)
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35mins, three people ahead. I have no clue how they can possibly be making this process so slow.
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25 minutes in the hire car queue at Newquay airport so far and still a good 5 people ahead of me. Sort your shit out @Enterprise @nationalcares @Alamo.
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Been saying this from the moment it was launched. The 5 is a landmark EV that sells because it’s just a bloody great car, irrespective of powertrain. Fantastic news for @renault_uk @Jim_Holder and long may it continue!
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Struggling to get my head around the fact that when The Osbournes TV show came out on MTV - remember all the clips of Ozzy mumbling and shouting “Sharaaaaan” etc?. He was 54 😳. Remember kids, drugs are bad.
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I know everyone is talking about the L322 atm, but can we just acknowledge how insanely good value the L405 Range Rover is? 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography, 48k miles, £25k. Mental.
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RT @RAFpolicedog: TEN THINGS THAT I WOULD RATHER DO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE NEW SERIES OF MRS. BROWN’S BOYS. - Drink two litres of Diet Cok….
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RT @rocknrollofall: Born like a prince, raised like a prince, gone like a prince. You hurt us so much today Ozzy Osbourne. That was lit….
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Oh and the free colour is green. Sure it’s bland, but that’s a fuck tonne of family motoring for £200/m
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“EVs are too expensive”. A family EV SUV with 20” wheels, heated and ventilated seats, pano roof, 360 cam, 261 miles range WLTP on a 1+23 lease, 8k miles for…. £208/month. Insanely cheap.
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