Captain Yap
@TimTheTable1
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I am a moneymancer, and my only real spell is summon dollar
Joined November 2020
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If I had to fly into the sun to feel pussy, I'd be right there with Icarus.
Mind you the most unfit man will still put up a good 10-20mins of a full body workout. Lmao like how?!
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Is this the most atrocious performance in weapon ball history?
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The man's age aside, this is a crazy judgment.
Are magistrates law degree holders or there are other ways to get there?
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I love Israelis. If that pisses you off, you can kiss my Irish Catholic ass.
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I lied, but my body feels like shit
I'm too unc for these work shifts. I really can't work from 8:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. anymore bruh.
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I kiss every inch of the lady I’m involved with
boys are not kissing shoulders and spines anymore we are in hell
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Ain't nobody ever gave me shit. I had to take this shit. Go get your paper, bitch.
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Let me just sleep
96 in 8 hours?
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I promise you, Lusaka is so fun with money, you can never get bored
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If you want a character arc, just date a light skin
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I've just closed TikTok. Lavender this lavender that, it's too much.
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The greatest mistake people make is falling behind in uni. It's way harder to catch up than high school.
Uni is more about discipline than intelligence lmfaooooo
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I stopped reading when that fight started. Gotta let them pile up.
reading chainsaw man weekly is actually worthless lol
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