Diyana Chunga
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Trade Policy. Rapporteur. Researcher. Mona Lisa. Roaming without Caesar. Forever a daddy's girl 💙
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Education and intellect get you free will. Know what free will brings? Opinions. Know what opinions get you? Killed. Opinions get you killed
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Every person learns to like things from externalities. Unless you invented football or formula 1 in your household 💀
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Most people aren’t looking for friends, they’re looking for people who agree with everything they do. You point out something wrong, suddenly you’re a bad friend.
we’re canceling each other over friendship takes today. post your cancellation friendship take.
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A Somali man asked me, “whose the baby on your wallpaper?” I said she’s my daughter. He said, “I didn’t know you were married.” I said I’m not. And he says, “but how did this happen?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and a man from Lesotho said, “down south, we reproduce biologically, not morally!”
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The feminine urge to say, “must be your other chick,” when your man says he thought he mentioned something to you 🥰
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My daughter and I kiss goodbye every time before she leaves the house or before I do. Sometimes, she runs back in after almost leaving cause she forgot, gives me the quickest kiss and runs off. That’s my favourite part of the day ❤️
Guys please send me some stories about your kids/nephews and nieces to cheer me up.
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To everyone saying we will regret it if HH wins, 5 years isn’t a lifetime. We will tantama again and vote. For now, as long as PF are gone 🔥💃🏿
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There’s nothing for ati respect people’s parents here. I’m also people’s parents. Simuma ni tukwana pano? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When I first found out I was pregnant, I walked into a store and bought a pack of pink socks. When I talked about my baby, I called her ‘she’. For this child, I have prayed. And The Lord granted me the desires of my heart.
Happy birthday to my eternal sunshine ❤️
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A lot of people weren’t actually raised or nurtured. They were just kept alive. Now we must suffer.
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Same reason you were quiet after stealing a song from those guys. 🤗
Why are we quiet now?
@AnthonyMartial
just shared this on his Insta Stories & 🇿🇲 is 😴. We hate to see someone shine. SOME Zambians don't ever want to see 1 of their own, grow bigger than them. U should be ashamed of yourselves.
#Pathetic
@MercyGondwe7
Do you, and keep working.
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The biggest thing about this ‘women like money’ chat is that, women who don’t want anything exist. But you want that same baddie with her baddie make up and baddie clothes. Now since you can’t have her, you must guilt her into liking broke people. Get over yourselves, beloved.
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If you’re born in Africa, the odds are already not in your favour.
If you’re born a woman, the odds are already not in your favour.
If you’re born black, the odds are already not in your favour.
To be born all three?! Please be proud of anything that you do.
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You have to maintain a level of delusion to be happy in this life.
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FUCK YOU, EDGAR LUNGU! I HAVE WAITED SO LONG TO TWEET THIS!
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Edgar Lungu, we refuse to enter a new week with you as our president. It’s not up for debate.
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Postgraduate Diploma International Trade Policy and Trade Law, Advanced Level. Yasssss!
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No provocation whatsoever.
My child: when I grow up, I’m going to build myself a big house with stairs. Not like this one, your house.
Mhm.
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One day, we will wake up and find Zambia has been renamed ‘Kenneth Kaunda’.
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One day, you’ll be honest and talk about how many women get married young to escape their abusive and/or strict parents. Especially African ones.
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My dad liked to say, “you must hug your kids as much as possible. Force the hugs if you have to. That’s how you know if they have a fever, if they’ve been drinking, if they’ve been smoking and what they’ve been smoking.” 🤣🤣🤣
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People would rather hope HH underperforms so they can say they told us than hope he does well to better their lives. That’s how I know some people smoke shit.
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A DJ somewhere is mixing a house beat onto Adele’s song already.
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Stop buying groceries in Shoprite. Literally anywhere is cheaper.
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Guys... quit the tribal stuff. We aren’t the generation that came before us. I know, it’s jokes, but that’s how lots of these things start
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Zambians will shame you for coming from a good home 🤣😂 ati Mwana Mayardi. Listen... THEY WISH.
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They start posting ma wolf na ma lion
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Honestly, being Zambian is such hard work 🤣🤣🤣 you just finish shouting about this? Something else is coming. Electricity? Replace chat with floods. Floods? Replace with stray lion. Are we in Jumanji??
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Alexis-May’s mother is a fighter. But you know what? For their kids, women will fight. Well done, Sandra. You have fought.
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Nobody sleeps at a polling station to vote for you to stay. Come on, man.
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Truth. You may befriend people who rip out your braids. 😭
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I was standing near our gate today and saw someone coming extremely fast. Above 100. Then his tyre burst. He spun, I was running back to the yard thinking how I won’t make it in time. But I did. He crashed into our fence, a pole, some trees... just not me 🙌🏿🙌🏿
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Zambia’s first black Air Force Commander 🙌🏿 General Peter Zuze.
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If the world’s richest coffee could speak.
How would you describe what James Earl Jones voice sounds like?
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People: live within your means.
Also people when you do just that:
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What if this Japanese lady is saying something important about the car when you turn it on? 😩
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Eamon didn't wanna be an artist. Man just had stuff on his chest 😂😂😂😂
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Chanda Kaoma (Honeybee man) posted something about Bally and the exchange rate shani and someone commented, “by the time muleya ku jele, ninsh naifika K5.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Before you were anyone else’s, you were mine. Happy birthday to the greatest thing God ever gave me ❤️
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ECL and crew had a minimalist wedding on purpose. For dull people like some of you, who see minimalist pictures and say that they're humble. Your obsession with humility will kill you.
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Went to a someone’s ranch to watch the sun set today and 😍 the sky! And me of course 🤣😁
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In 2019, I was getting my baby’s passport and cadres stormed town. There was chaos. What colour was my T-shirt? Red. Shops were closed. I ran with my baby in my arms and the Indian man at Ghandi opened the door for us. God bless him. We were there like an hour!
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I’m in a queue that’s over 300m long. People are just shouting to new comers, “kulibe kubwelela ku nyumba! Kosani please!” 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m filling in details right now because!!! I just got my postgraduate diploma in international trade policy and international trade law. I’m super proud of myself 😁❤️ and I’m going to drink my gin at home to celebrate 😁 MSc next 💃🏿
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Someone speaks English, ati they can be president or deserve a position. This is why we suffer.
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This one 😍
11. Which is your favourite picture of yourself so far this year ?
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This thing of ‘respect your elders’ must stay in your homes and families. People holding public office must be held accountable. Not va “we must respect the elderly.” Nshindano and that lady is who we must be mincing words for? No.
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Me and my bubs going to Aunty Petra’s Bridal Brunch. 🥰❤️ we loved it!
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I was listening to a podcast yesterday and it said something that I've never noticed. In The Bible, every time the word 'love' is used, it is not used to describe a feeling. Love is used as an act of service.
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I wonder what country us Zambians will be backing for Miss Universe. 😁 I'm thinking Namibia.
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So hypocritical to come online and tell people ehat their money could have done for the underprivileged. Your data money could feed a street kid. Did you feed a street kid? No.
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I never imagined in all of my years that this level of happiness could be attainable by me. Happy birthday to the absolute best thing to ever happen to me. We made it out of toddlering! I loooove her!
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Where’s that tweet from that girl who was at a sleepover and the guy didn’t offer her food but kept returning smelling of sausage? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when we tell you people are mad, you argue.
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I’m very happy to be a child of a man who turned down opportunities to be a criminal and chose to tough it out. We had a few bad years, but the good, honest years that followed were plenty. Don’t glorify thieves. Good for everyone going down 🙌🏿 the fruit of your greed is here.
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Put 5 year old in charge of making sure 2 year old and 3 year old eat. My boy is drunk off power and issuing threats that didn’t come from me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“My toxic trait is...”
You don’t have toxic traits. You have bad manners cause banaku pusika ku combon kwanu.
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I believe in government names lol I save everyone by their actual names. Name and surname. Even my siblings.
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My baby has tests starting tomorrow. Every time I say it, I start laughing. 🤣🤣 what exam is there in baby class please
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Zambians like pretending. Ah. Even members of the household don’t usually eat like that. It’s expensive ah. Just tell her mwandi.
Last week I found out my maid has been having 2 eggs with her breakfast every day. Today found out she’s adding cheese slices to her breakfast , this not a live in maid no.she comes from her house and goes back. Isn’t it too much now?
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I remember once working as a volunteer and I was kind of part of a conversation. The kids (in an orphanage) were talking about what activities they hate the most about the festive season. Guess what? It’s those picture you take of them. Resist the temptation.
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This is a lie being peddled by people who want to stay in their positions forever or exploit others. Nobody shows up on day one knowing exactly what to do. Training is a component of human resource management for a reason.
Most graduates lack employable skills, laments govt
By Diggers Correspondent
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“You’ve started.” 🤣🤣🤣
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You’ll find it’s him running it 🤣
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Listen to podcasts and read books. Not those about who pays bills and relationships what what. Find interesting topics. Cultures, documentaries, sermons, there are soooo many things to talk about that aren’t nonsensical.
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Befriending women older than you sets your life on a much more peaceful course. Female friends are a lifetime investment regardless but the older ones? Gold. Doesn’t matter if it’s just 3 years etc.
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A visitor came home with an eyepatch. My child goes to him and says, “please lift me.” I knew it was going to be a disaster. Then she says to him, “open this thing. Where is your eye? What’s inside?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Happy 3 years in heaven to the best father a girl could have ever asked for. ❤😍
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Uncomfortable conversations will lead to healthy relationships. Always.
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People from Lusaka think that Zambia is Lusaka. That’s why the country’s overall opinions/statistics are argued so heavily here. You need to get out of your bubble.
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“Hi, I would like you to humiliate yourself before I can help you.”
I have a ZMW300 that I am willing to give to somebody in need. Quote this post with why you need the K300.
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This is what Zambia does to small businesses. It makes it difficult for them to thrive. You’ll find that the license isn’t cheap. It’s like the number of licenses you need to operate as a simple SME. Why doesn’t Zambia make it easier?
RTSA has given everyone that has registered their vehicle with any online taxi service upto the 30th of June to obtain Road Service Licence for them to continue using the service.
Any person engaged in transportation of members of the public is required to have the Licence.
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You know those aunties who just hate tuma young ladies? 🤣🤣 we are now witnessing how they come about.
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Today, I’m a mama of a whole five year old ❤️ I would be lying if I said she is a hard child to raise. She makes it soooo easy. The most thoughtful, the sassiest, the kindest, the goofiest, and the most beautiful child my hands ever touched. Happy birthday to my baby 🥰
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My classmate is telling us that in the housing complex where she stays, at the monthend, a car drives through line by line announcing names of people who haven't paid rent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why are people like this? Ah
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Did they tell you they're rich or you assume and now you want them to live by your assumptions?
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If you drive BAP 5482, a bus with plate ALT 5038 scraped you and looks like they wanna bolt. At Cosmopolitan Mall.
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In nursing your loved ones, don’t throw their dignity out the window. Why are you taking pictures of them at their worst to post here?? Would you want yours here?
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