Turtlepod Unshackled
@ThrasiosPassios
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Zenith cEDH, The Commissioner of March Meltdown , candy-colored turtle they call the sandman
Sylvan Library
Joined March 2023
The only way to stop a bad guy with a Rhystic Study is a good guy with a Rhystic Study.
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If you’re not a lvl 99 mafia boss take your draw offer elsewhere
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Every anti-cEDH post is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read, a record that will be broken by every subsequent thing they’ll ever write.
@MTGCal Considering what cEDH players did to folks on the *last* Commander Panel; I think they deserve to be snarky. Take no shit when you have folks trying to strongarm changes that don't need to be taken.
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Banned as commander haters like: ‘Some cards can go in the command zone’ -Easy to understand, simple. ‘Some cards can’t go in the command zone’ -It’s impossible to know what this even means
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TnT has an 11% winrate, but if you factor for the other 3 players getting hit by a bus it drops to like 8%.
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Just make dockside green and make it draw instead of treasures. You ca make it like an Ouphe or something instead too. Or maybe a spider, that would be cool.
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Secret Lair: Heckin Epic Chungus
@LemorasCards @NorteMTG I didn't realise CEDH was the be all, end all for Commander. Serves me right. But we're halting any announcements until the 4th seat gets fixed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The only way to stop a bad guy with a Rhystic Study is a good guy with a Rhystic Study.
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Look, I think if a card has been legal for 20 years it’s too late to ban it.The original RC had two decades to ban Rhystic and Crypt. The only approach is ‘We wish it had been banned 20 years ago but it wasn’t so that’s life’ anything else is a hatchet job.
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Cannot WAIT to judge call the first schmuck who puts a DRS in their deck not realizing color identity also checks activated abilities. You low color dogs wish you played a 5c deck like me
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I apologize for filling out the snitch poll. As a gifted child, I cannot resist the urge to take pop quizzes
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Wizards, I have information that will lead to the arrest of dozens of content creators badmouthing Dight Shurt
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Tangle Wire? I’m tangled in family court and wiring my baby mama child support
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I’m socially Wheel of Fortune and fiscally Smothering Tithe
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Unc ahh out here tryna mog us with his 6/7 goyf
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The problem with the internet isn’t everybody sharing their dog water opinion, it’s everyone sharing their dog water opinion and demanding I say that it’s good and cool.
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Hands shaking, I wipe the vomit away from my lips. I pull off my helmet revealing a picture of my serialized PSA7 Catwoman card. ‘Momma, forgive me, but they called Dwight Schrute slop’ I think to myself. The landing boat door opens and I’m perforated by 1000 rds of 8mm Mauser.
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Every time any Magic player tries to sincere post they should ask themselves: ‘Did turtle say this first and funnier?’
I’m not a content creator. While y’all churn on slop for your little piggies I weave a splendid tapestry of the English language. I evoke emotion, glorious and wretched. I am the poet laureate of cEDH, and I’m writing in Neil Young in November.
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Meltdown Beyond: Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars
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