Some day people will look back at those who believed government could do what it purports to do the way we today look at those who believed dancing could make it rain.

The chief purpose of government is to ensure no person or group takes away your property without your consent. Or, as Thomas Paine put it, “he finds it necessary to surrender up a part of his property to furnish means for the protection of the rest.” Given that about 3/4 of

Nothing says “peace president” like bombing a third world country on Christmas Day.

George Bailey is the banister in this film, not Potter, who is the hero https://t.co/rZpQCVg5cc

Merry Christmas to all my friends and foes!

Hayek was asked to leave “a statement for the future generations.” His response is brilliant: “Modern civilization which enables us to maintain 4 billion people was made possible by the institution of private property. It is only thanks to this institution that we achieved an

Problems with you people (continued): When you get to the cash register they will expect you to pay for whatever you are buying. That’s actually what you’re waiting in line to do. So, if it inexplicably takes you several minutes to produce your method of payment, please do so

Problems with you people (continued): The track at the gym has two lanes clearly marked “Walk” and one lane clearly marked “Run.” There is no lane marked “Stand here blocking one of the three lanes talking to your friend while people actually exercising try to avoid running

Problems with you people (continued): There are NO circumstances under which strangers should be able to hear the person you’re talking to on the phone. Zero. Nada. None. If you can’t use an earpiece or hold the phone up to your ear, please take up letter writing. Believe me,

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people. For starters, is there any speed limit slow enough that half of you wouldn’t STILL be driving 10 mph under it? If the speed limit were 5 mph, would you drive backwards??? #HappyFestivus

Using either of the terms “my president” or “not my president” is indicative of serious mental illness.

Thank goodness most rich men ignored the advice in Matthew 19:21 or civilization would have ended thousands of years ago.

I bought an antenna so I could watch the Buffalo Bills games without any of my money flowing to cable news. The first time 60 Minutes came on after a game (I saw 3 seconds of the opening before switching to internet) I was literally jolted. “O my God! Is this still on the air?

Stop, your killing me 😂🤡

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@TulsiGabbard Now do Venezuela

Your terms are acceptable

#NikkiGlaser, host of this year’s Golden Globe Awards show asks, Do you ever wonder what they say at Hollywood parties? No, Nikki, we don’t. In fact, we try to forget that Hollywood actors, directors, and producers even have the power of speech, so horrible are the ideas they

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

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