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I know i’m an idiot. You don’t have to tell me.

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@TheyDanger
stoney midlife crisis
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This is a confusing question to people who really love their dad. Gtfo.
@xhSyrus
$yrus
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People talk about Daniel Dubois’s intelligence but apparently his dad never put him in school and centered his life around boxing. It kinda amounts to child abuse if we being honest
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@TheyDanger
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😍.
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@TheyDanger
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this guy’s name is graffiti.
@drewdyck
Drew
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After I preached yesterday I asked my son how I did. He said “good except you drank too much water up there. You looked like a thirsty gerbil.”.
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@TheyDanger
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Teddy Bridgewater for president.
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this is the same reason I won’t watch Chip and Joanna Gaines again.
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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@TheyDanger
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I don’t like all of this talk about an elite pedophile ring. Sure they were really good at it but it feels wrong to call something gross elite.
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Chip and Joanna Gaynes. See what I did there?.
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@TheyDanger
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Credit where credit is due. Amanda Serrano had cool shoes on tonight. That’s about all that happened but the shoes were very cool. #TaylorSerrano3.
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stoney midlife crisis
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I think it’s pretty clear why the first two fights were so much better than the third. Menopause comes for all women. #TaylorSerrano3.
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How is it possible that Taylor’s trainer seems more Puerto rican than Serrano’s? . #TaylorSerrano3.
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Somewhere Tank Davis hasn’t shut up about how he would have stopped both of them by now if they’d had his kids. #TaylorSerrano.
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“It’s a big day for women” feels like one of the most misogynistic things a man can say. #TaylorSerrano.
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Tonight I learned that women without knockout power still fight like they want to score one. Respect to the ladies. This is the one time your delusion is advantageous. Wish the fellas did the same. #TaylorSerrano.
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Even if she loses, Alycia Baumgardner is always prettier than her opponent. #TaylorSerrano.
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I want to believe Crawford can beat Canelo but Shawn Porter almost beat Crawford. Just imagine what Canelo would do to him. I know that’s not how this works, but it’s something.
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Legally speaking, Tank Davis is allowed to hit women because they are usually taller than him. The Roach fight is still on.
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RT @jakepaul: $7,110 to one person who like’s, reposts and comments “#TaylorSerrano tonight on Netflix live”. Amanda Serrano vs Katie Tay….
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@TheyDanger
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I bet there would be no wars in the Middle East if those people would start eating bacon.
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@TheyDanger
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This was actually with John Madden on dia de los muertos.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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Fox NFL analyst reportedly enjoying ‘summer fling’ with Sofía Vergara
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@TheyDanger
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Brian Norman Jr. is three white guy first names but Jin Sasaki doesn’t remember any of them.
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