Most Beloved Son of God
@TheoMalatji
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Wolfgang Amadeus. Recovering Gentleman of SA. Designed never to be understood. Number 15. Groovemaster. Through the wire. Model
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Misunderstanding - A "Missed Understanding" because of the human preference to Assumption over Clarification.
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Kere go shorta R2
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Sad truth: a large percentage of girls can't iron.
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kana why couldn't Palastine go to court themselves?
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Apparently Zulu niggas never actually break up with a hun they ghost n come back like nothing happened... Swag
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K Naomi was talking about people who are flip floppy with Her personally. I'm certain she wasn't referring to the mental illness.
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Time spent with family is extremely important, people who will remind you of who you are and more importantly who you serve. My heart is full
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Shout out to Mbeki on that 1. If u gon be corrupt do it for the nation
Do you guys remember Mbeki paid bribes to Blatter and his friends to get the 2010 World Cup and he is here complaining about Phala Phala.
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Happy birthday to the most amazing Hun I know, you have been nothing but a blessing and a boytch since I met you. Headgirl of mates in my heart. Have a wonderful day
@Asante_AN
I couldn't ask for a better best friend
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We are all up early because our bodies know, starting tomorrow we must be bathed by 8 because anything can happen
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"Ene Ke Star, bare Qum shelele
Midnight Mkhelele, Tlako sebele
Bula Sekele"
Do you guys know the legend
@FOCALISTIC
is referring to?
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1,87m is that full enough?
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Some of our ex's are excellent people who we weren't ready for, can't hate em
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Jada always had that "my Mama is Tswana and my Dad is Xhosa. I grew up in Sosha" thing about her
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Guys I don't think you will ever understand how God has kept me alive, if it wasn't for him according to the Drs I should be dead.
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I've put a lot of work into myself and I'm happy with that
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The loss of my mother numbed me to most things, couldn't care less about things and people's opinions. My mom's opinion is the only one I ever really cared for. It's time now to start caring about me again
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My mom always warned me about looking up to people for what they have because u don't know how they got that stuff
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You guys are bored now, just say if u don't want the next person
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I wonder if telling someone that they are stupid makes either of you smarter...
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God is great he spared my life n all I can say is Thank you lord
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I walked in to the emergency room with levels of about 900 when 150 is cardiac arrest but look at God he refused to let me go
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Sat up all night with so many questions n obe comforting answer- he literally lived his days, didn't wait to get old, married ths love of his life, went on adventures with her, tried different foods, jumped off places, had an heir.. my nigga lived! Left nothing to next time
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We stand behind him. we guarantee him. He is a brand name. - love Pretoria
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Ok mama let me suck them titties and sleep where I was for the past 9months...
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Huns are out hey
Yesterday in woolies with my gf n a girl i used to chill with in 2010 bumps into me, ignores my gf n says "remember we use to watch porn together " like wtf bro i showed u the Kim Kardashian sex tape
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They have actually been together longer than most relationships. 9months is no joke
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So vele there are "adults" who don't know Boomshaka... my cousin knows Thembi Seete as an actress
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Managers must just forget ppl ain't coming online after lunch... there's loadshedding or something
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Happy Birthday my love. I love you more than words can describe, I thank God for you
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My parents are celebrating 34years of marriage today, I really don't need to look far for role models I'm blessed
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These Huns will always hold a special place in my heart, my defence force, alarm system, advisers, auditors and great mates. S/o
@Sima_Thingz
@Asante_AN
@m
@Mamello_Walks
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Things that make MY heart smile
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@DBNGOGO
KILLED it on the
@ThabootyDrive
decks! 🔥🔥🔥
Your weekend is officially ON!!! 🥳🥳
#ThabootyDrive
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Don't act like you've never made an ice cube sacrifice to the under fridge king
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Yes showers are meant for cleaning you body not decontamination by fire
If you’re not a little red after the shower, was it even a shower?
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The whole thing is wack tastes like poverty maybe that's why it's called tin roof
I have a personal problem with the nuts in Tin Roof ice cream yoh
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If ra jola, don't swear at me, I'll never swear at you.
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No two ways about it, do it.
@Adrienne_Foo
is too much
So must i make a plan? A u guys feeling the vibe
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Jealous down
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ok
1. they dying - fair
2. yall just hate my brother cause he is better than you
3. ga ke letšhabe we can fight if u think you can take me
4. Its Malatji no e at the end, if you gon come for us do it correct
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im too creative n romantic for my own good, fuck around n turn a coffee date into the day of your life
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My boi survived souch n was getting back on his feet..
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I'm just thank the Lord my recovery time on average for kidney failure is about 3mnths n I'll b out f here anyday now
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What can a brother do for me? He can help me be the best man I can be. A brother, a friend, a leader a father. Happy Birthday big brother
@KMalatji
more life more everything. Todos por la familia
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I see my mom in everything, I miss her in a happy way
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She should have used a different term OBVIOUSLY, I just don't feel like it was an attack on people with the illness. Someone was being subtweeted there.
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Chocolate, Cheese, Bacon and Cheese Croissants for breakfast. Join me tmrw or tonight for another one of my cravings
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It's been a year and in that time we lost all 3 R.I.P Ricky, DJ Sumbody n AKA
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My mother was such a loving woman! I miss her everyday
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S/o to everyone who came last night, u all damn liars n kept it from me
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What's the price of a life in SA?
Jub Jub - out
Pitch black- out
Flabas hun - out
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Ok now that im out of the hospital n well we can do thos properly. Be sure to get there n try the traditional menu before you get carried away..
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Last week was a hectic week for me n my family. Sorry to those i didn't inform of my mothers passing
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I won't miss awkward nurses nabulizing me at this tym with flash lights. Thank God I'm going home tomorrow
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In any country if you aren't a citizen you should have your passport on you at all times anyway
As a foreigner who occasionally travels to South Africa for studies, I'm terrified by the images I'm seeing on SA news channels. People are randomly stopped by police & ordered to pronounce words in local languages so to ascertain if they are documented or not. This is wrong!
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