Sam Knox
@TheeSamKnox
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Stand-Up Comedian. Star of The Just Saying Words, The Please Find God, & Blite Podcasts. Be thankful, but never be content.
Joined July 2009
Stephen A. Smith: "Did Indiana make the right move with Cignetti?" Paul Finebaum: " They did not...I'm still not convinced that Curt Cignetti is one of the top coaches in America."
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After Putin’s meeting with Trump in Alaska, U.S. fighter jets escorted his aircraft until it left American airspace. It may look like routine security, but it wasn’t just that. The U.S. knows very well what the consequences would be if anything happened to Putin in its airspace.
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Larry Bird, when working for Pacers, refused to trade for any of LeBron’s teammates on the Cavs: “I said ‘you don’t understand son. Them guys playing with LeBron James look a whole lot better than what they really are.'”
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Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.
#Falcons’ Kevin Stefanski had a dumpster fire at quarterback in Cleveland -- Baker Mayfield and Deshaun Watson failed, which started a chain reaction to 11 other starters. QB Shedeur Sanders closed out last season with seven starts.
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🚨🚨| NEW: Soccer has 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 baseball to become America’s third-most popular sport, trailing only American football and basketball. 😲🇺🇸 [@TheEconomist]
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Saw a homeless man freezing in a jacket far too light for this weather and I have and extra blanket in my car and asked if he wanted a blanket and he started screaming at me saying “I don’t need no blanket! I need money. MONEY. MONEY.” So I left. So much for that I guess
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No no dude you were always predisposed for schizophrenia bro trust me it’s not the weed bro I don’t have a problem this is medicine bro it’s literally harmless I’m super productive bro
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Curt Cignetti took over the worst program in college football history and then proceeded to win the school’s first-ever national championship within just two years. It's the most remarkable coaching job in the history of sports.
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Fernando Mendoza looks like he makes his animal crackers fight each other before he eats them
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Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards
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A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit
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When my kids ask me why Bron is the goat, I’ll just show them this picture
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I’m a Kendrick fan but we have to admit that Kendrick lost and that kid might be Dave Freeeeeees 😔
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