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Forklift certified Houston Everything
Houston, TX
Joined January 2009
🚨 BREAKING: $1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.
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Who knew buying rotisserie chicken and juice was “splurging”
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
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Show this to METRO’s current board and Houston’s mayor. They seem to think electric golf carts are the solution
Public agencies, consultants, advocacy groups, teachers... all of them would benefit from having access to a digital library with explainer videos like this. Any and every transportation topic.
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In 2026, the US is sending at least 10.5 billion to Israel. 3.8 billion is automatic, every year, no vote. Another 6.7 billion in weapons sales quietly approved. That money comes from United States taxpayers who are told there's no budget for health care, housing or relief.
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@WSJ Hey guys there's a network of billionaire child fuckers who are pillaging the economy and setting up an AI powered surveillance state but have you considered not buying a $7.99 chicken?
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Stop talking about Will Campbell. The Dow is over 50k right now. The Nasdaq smashing records. Focus on that.
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Idc what anyone says… this is by far the greatest video to touch the internet 😂 I wheeze until I cry every time
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Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime opening dubbed to English
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I just wanna kiss my fish drive my beer drink my truck fuck my sister
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Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”
GOOD NEWS! I am ALL-IN for 2026. https://t.co/h8Y6GoNhyf
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They are literally telling people to move on from the organized RAPE of CHILDREN
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Thomas Massie to Bondi : Why did you illegally redact names from the Epstein files? Bondi: YOU HAVE TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. LOOK AT HOW GOOD THE STOCK MARKET IS DOING! MAGA: Bondi just OWNED Thomas Massie. 🔥🔥🔥 These people are so fucking stupid.
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*Trump approval rating drops to 29%* *Approval stops being measured* Don’t think I need to call the Scooby gang to solve this mystery
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years https://t.co/3eoOil1LCX
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Ah...it all makes sense now.
VENEZUELA SENDS OIL TO ISRAEL FOR FIRST TIME IN YEARS AFTER MADURO’S CAPTURE — Bloomberg
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“i just wanna cut my grass and not turn the tv on” you can literally do that conservatives complain about nothing lmao
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Houston had 50% of its tree population impacted by the Derecho and Beryl just last year. We need to be planting more and investing in this sustainable infrastructure. Reduce heat, mitigate flooding, beautify neighborhoods, they do it all.
In the last 20 years, New Orleans has lost 1/3 of its tree canopy. We’re down to 18% citywide. That’s unacceptable. Atlanta Georgia has a 47% tree canopy. Oak trees not only keep things cooler in the summer months, they are incredible flood mitigators, absorbing hundreds of
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Epstein dies in prison while Trump is President. The DOJ closes Epstein's case while Trump is President. Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to an Airbnb prison while Trump is President. For a year GOP kept voting not to show the Epstein files while Trump is President. Congress
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So pedophiles and child r*pists get a free pass if the stock market goes up?
Bondi: The DOW is over 50,000. That’s what we should be talking about. They just asked what does the DOW have to do with anything. ARE YOU KIDDING?
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