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Writer/Editor, PNW. Find me on Substack. Face-punch history buff & host of the MMA Vivisection. I also like movies.

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Joined February 2013
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
7 months
Reply with a number 1-857 and I’ll show you your movie. (Idea stolen from @ScaredChris)
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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Realistically, The Smashing Machine was the most notable lasting impact Kerr had. In which case the movie really can’t add a whole hell of a lot.
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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This is most of it, but it also has to be said that Kerr simply was not THAT fundamental a figure in the development of MMA. He was a very brief flash of remarkable talent, but also the tail end of NHB, rapidly getting left behind by MMA.
@BeigeFrequency
Jimmy Space and The Imperiums
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the question is: why make a movie about a topic that was already covered well in a documentary 20+ years ago? there are already so few MMA movies as it is; we don't need the redundancy.
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE EORLD is a deeply imaginative piece. Maybe sometimes too much so. https://t.co/KyhV4hyM5C
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@heynottheface
John S. Nash
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I edited that insane video.
@LiberalHegemony
Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer
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Chuck Norris made the most insane video in 2012 claiming Obama was going to usher in 1000 years of darkness. If dude was ever a Democrat it must have been pre civil-war
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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MAGIC CRYSTAL is great if you hate storytelling but love stuff. https://t.co/S6Khb9EH5K
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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Nelmurked
@Grabaka_Hitman
caposa
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Elias Rodriguez separates Dylan Booker from consciousness with a vicious combo in the first round. My goodness that KO #LFA219
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
2 days
Reminder.
@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
5 days
No Vivi podcast this week for #UFCRio. Getting a bunch of tattoo work done and simply won’t have time.
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@heynottheface
John S. Nash
2 days
An obviously freely volunteered statement that was not made under any duress.
@YanaKunitskaya1
Yana Santos
2 days
Just bought a nice piece of real estate back in Russia… thanks to all the fines my opponents paid for missing weight 🇷🇺🏡 So yeah… I’ve officially changed my mind — please, keep missing! 😂 Big thanks to @ufc for making dreams (and investments) come true. @ufc @AliAbdelaziz00
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT is running on good vibes, but not on acting or writing. https://t.co/aOQUkxEwCC
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@RodDelCampo
Rodrigo Del Campo González
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I've also heard of officials telling fighters not to push it on asking for a bigger pct of the weight miss fighters purse.
@MMAFighting
MMA Fighting
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Yana Santos: ‘UFC made it very clear’ I would get punished ‘if I refuse to fight’ opponent who missed weight 📰 https://t.co/4tHfkGocDD
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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Lest cool thing Chuck has ever done.
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@ekc
E. Casey Leydon
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After watching The Smashing Machine, I remembered I actually was at his final fight. Unfortunately for Kerr, I was there with King Mo and his cornerman, @dc_mma
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
3 days
Just a less egregious version of Dillashaw’s retirement fight. If you know one fighter is severely compromised going in but let people bet like it’s equal that’s basically fixing.
@robnashville
Robert Joyner
3 days
Not saying that ufc is doing fixed fights, I'm not saying that.. but.. ...w DC knowing of Ank injury yet kayfabeing, Ank knowing, likely Poatan having full knowledge of injury, see him elbowing exact spot, fight comes off as kabuki theartre, not choreographed, but a fait acompli
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@HDoumergumedov
Hayden Doumergumedov
4 days
Crazy shit, between the tobacco wars and wider gangland beef in Syd/Melb there’s a hit in the news daily
@Bendaman2001
Benny P 🇦🇺
4 days
Former UFC Fighter Suman Mokhtarian was shot dead in a gangland hit today he was only 33
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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This Week’s Movies Smokey and the Bandit The Magic Crystal Just a Girl on the I.R.T. The Saddest Music in the World
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@smoogymma
smoogy
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I'd say UFC has institutionalized a delusional double standard of what "greed" is that the fighters are conscripted into self-administering. Looking at proportions of revenue is considered bougie, instead they ask "is this integer a lot of money?" and convince themselves it is
@heynottheface
John S. Nash
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The info is out there, so fighters shouldn't be in the dark. The problem, based on my experience, is that many fighters just don't believe the numbers for boxers, even when they're confirmed. They find it inconceivable.
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@shiddandfardd
Wizard
4 days
this is my favourite quote from a fighter ever
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
4 days
No one wants to watch the Raiders.
@thorku
Thor Nystrom
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When I was a kid I wondered why the Raider kept his usable eye closed.
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
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GRAVEYARD OF HONOR is the best movie I’ve seen about an asshole since The Aviator. https://t.co/rjIrUf4c6R
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@TheZaneSimon
Zane Simon
5 days
No Vivi podcast this week for #UFCRio. Getting a bunch of tattoo work done and simply won’t have time.
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