King Charles has just reclaimed a colossal statue that his mum gave to Kew Gardens in 1963. The royal family's mantra seems to be "for the few, not the many"

Well-meaning but useless piece with not a single new fact. @Guardian looks down its nose at UK tabloid journalism but if you've nothing new to say, better not say anything at all. You don't want to be accused of clickbaiting, do you? https://t.co/EA4YAnjBcu

Most fascinating aspect of this story is that William and Kate wanted Royal Lodge for themselves... but you have to search for it https://t.co/s3kJSscDH3 via @DailyMail`,

Some pretty shocking detail in this timely report from Barbara Davies demonstrating the need for #Beatrice and #Eugenie's activities now to be screened by an 'ethics committee' https://t.co/uWtsoqudfZ via @DailyMail`,

And pigs might fly

We may be expecting news from the Windsor estate later this evening where tv crews have been told to expect “ passing traffic “… 👀

The point here surely is - who's going to take the place on if the Yorks quit? It's a royal residence so civilians are barred, and no member of the RF would touch it with a bargepole. It could be empty for decades https://t.co/VUij05TuBC via @DailyMail

One important consideration to be taken into account - Charles could not allow Parliament to rule on Andrew because it would then open the rest of the RF to parliamentary sanctions in the future. RF is determined to remain untouchable https://t.co/ar2PDZMyBQ via @DailyMail

And so begins a much more damaging chapter in Andrew's downfall. His abuse of his government-backed role - the money spent, the private deals struck, his personal behaviour while abroad - likely to prove considerably more shocking than Epstein affair https://t.co/bHqQ4dVatr

Switzerland

His sex life is grubby but the real scandal lies behind the closed doors and locked files on his 10-year stint as UK Trade Ambassador. Every establishment institution from the Palace down is terrified that this can of worms will open and implicate them as well as him

Congrats to @seanjcoughlan for the best line to come out of this morning's broadside against Andrew Nobody - "persona non garter" https://t.co/yF6TBrgq8d

Time to dig out those passports... read my take on what happens next in the world of Andrew and Sarah Nobody https://t.co/vZcQWp5jZF

2. These three pillars of establishment would all be irrevocably damaged if it became known what Andrew was allowed to do while flying the flag abroad. Within this small circle everybody knew, & everybody turned a blind eye

Prince Andrew's sex life probably no grubbier that his ancestor King Edward VII's.Of far greater concern is the extent to which he abused his position in representing Britain abroad. A conspiracy of silence - Whitehall, No 10, the Palace - shrouds what he did as Trade Ambassador

The slow crisis that started more than a decade ago is here. Prince William is running out of Royals - and how it will affect the public for many years to come By ⁦@TheWislon⁩

Queen who? Perhaps best remembered by the immortal Dorothy Parker:- Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea ! And love is a thing that can never go wrong - and I am Marie of Romania.”

We haven't heard yet from the children's publishers she's written for. Of 55 books published under her name, most are aimed at children. These much-needed income-streams will now dry up

Marie Antoinette - so reminiscent of our own dear Raine Spencer. Let them eat cake! https://t.co/NfrsItFDp8 via @DailyMail

For me, the finest piece of writing covering President Trump's State Visit. Award worthy