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Coach P aka Goat Doe of The unOFFICIAL Assistants! We SEE what they DONT & SAY what they WONT! The unOFFICIAL Voice of BAMA! RtR
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Welcome to this week's episode of, "Momma There Goes My Ankles," starring
@_JayHoward4
of Citadel, and Alabama's very own
@swervinirvin_
, called by the unOFFICIAL Voice Of Bama Football, Coach P, aka John Doe, as heard on
@SportsCenter
And
@FTFonFS1
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Bryce "All State" Young going up top to Jameson "The Jet" Williams aka JDub for the score, V 12 Motor on DISPLAY vs The Miami Tropical Depression during the Chick-Fil-A Kick Off in Bryant Denny East aka The Nick Saban Penthouse of Atlanta.
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S/o to King
@Tuaamann
, again making this weeks episode of, "Momma There Goes My Ankles," brought to you by Coach p, bka John Doe, aka Coach Uce, Honorary Uso!!
#RoadTo18
For the full video, visit
Part 2 of 4
#IronBowl2018
#UnOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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The Baddest boy to touch the ball since David Palmer is Jaylen Waddle
@D1__JW
. There are thousands of College Football players, but THERE AINT MANY, THAT CAN MOVE LIKE THIS GUY!!
#MustSeeTV
#CoachP
aka
#JohnDoe
#JaylenWaddle
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Florida Week! Never 4get! John Metchie = Built By Bama! Follow the Unofficial Assistants!
@TheUACoaches
Like and Share if you ROLL TIDE!!!
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The Breakdown of the Biggest MOVIE Ever in Sports, is now available on YouTube!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
PART 5
Part 6
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Extra EXTRA! 2018 Orange Bowl, Alabama vs Oklahoma! King
@Tuaamann
DOMINATES
@TheKylerMurray
PART 1
PART 2
PART 3
PART 4
PART 5
PART 6
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Sorry, i meant I CAN'T JUST DO 2 PARTS FOR THE IRON BOWL, had to drop a 4 Part Special! To support, and speed up uploads, visit
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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GREAT GAME!!! GEORGIA PLAYED INCREDIBLE DEFENSE!!! KIRBY HAS ALLLLL THE SECRETS!!!
@JalenHurts
stepped in, and DID THE DAMN THING!!! The season went exactly as i predicted! All i ever said was
@Tuaamann
was our starter!! This is a STORY BOOK SEASON!
#ProudOf2
#MovieScript
#Wow
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The GOLDEN GAZELLE
#SilkySmooth
Your AP College Football Player of the Year
The 1st WR to win the award
#BamaFactor
#RollTide
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Check out The Future 2 Time Heisman Winner,
@Tuaamann
(2018, 2019), as he dismantles the whole
@CitadelFootball
defense. We are still waiting on Police Reports concerning this play! John Doe, aka Coach Uce on the play by play!
#CheeeHooo
#RollTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa, aka King Tua. 12-0 Regular Season. 8-0 Conf (SEC). 6 TDs in 1 Gm, Team Record. Record 41 TDs (36 Pass, 5 Rushing). Record 5 gms w/ 4 TD passes. Record 5 300 yrd Gms.
#RollTide
S/o to the
@HeismanTrophy
, see you soon boo!
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Aged better than most Presidents, handling pressure most men would rather not deal with, no matter the amount of money! Made being the BEST, look/seem so easy, year after year! Huge day in Alabama History! S/o to the REAL GOAT!!!
#NickSaban
#RollTide
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My boy
@__RUGGS
in action, Mr "All I Do Is Catch TDs," with the insane blocks from
@iAM_JoshJacobs
, as well as
@rell4six
and
@HaleHentges
with Coach P aka John Doe on the Call!!
#RollTide
#JohnDoe
#Medic
#Roscoes
#ChicknWaffles
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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The GOLDEN GAZELLE
#Legend
#FBSChampion
#2nd26
#Heisman
#SilkySmooth
#MaxwellAward
#WalterCampAward
#AllAmerican
#BilentnikoffAward
#PaulHornungAward
#SecChampion
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Week 1 Breakdown : The Nick Saban ALL STARS vs Miami Tropical Depression
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
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Can't believe they kept calling those WEAK A%& Blitzes that will NEVER get home!!! Just making it easy for the opposing QB!!! Arkansas dominated by dropping 8 vs Tex A&M, showed the recipe, but we wanna Mega Blitz like our undersized MLBs gonna ever get passed their blockers! RtR
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Alabama 1st time entering a game as a underdog since 2015. Last time Bama was a underdog, they beat Georgia 38-10!!
That ended a 92 game Streak as betting favorite (longest since 1978)
#Rolleth
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Down Goes CLEMSON! NC STATE? SMH! I'll gladly take a 2 point win on the road vs Florida b4 I accept a loss to NC STATE! ROLL TIDE!!!!
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Still waiting on these POINTS to show up on the Score Board... Rolleth
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With 49 days left until kickoff, lets check out former fan favorite Jalston Fowler aka Nudie, with the 49 yard rumble for the TD vs
#KentState
.
#RollTide
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Warning to Tennessee player from Coach P aka Goat Doe of the
@TheUACoaches
!! If the Young family "send the word," yo A#% Is GRASS, and I have a Size 13 Lawnmower READY TO DO DAMAGE!!!
#RollTide
#BryceYoung
#AlabamaFootball
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I do not support violence, but everyone knows that between quiet
@marlon_humphrey
and trouble making
@obj
, who started this, PLUS, ODELL threw a PUNCH! What he fail to realize, is MARLON is a product of the 205, you will get whooped everytime son, waiting on ya teammates to help!
Watch as Marlon Humphrey (
#RavensFlock
) choke slams OBJ (
#Browns
) and keeps his hands around his throat!
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Who READY FOR SOME ALABAMA FOOTBALLL? I'm BACKK! S/o 2 the A.C.T, aka The Nick Saban ALL STARS!! We in GOOD HANDS with Bryce "All State" Young! Who want SMOKE?? Ain't no Hurricanes in Miami, this ain't the 80s, the Hurricanes in Louisiana!Prayers Up! ROLL TIDE ROLL! ImPumped 2021
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@Tuaamann
does it AGAIN! Had to do my research on Jaylen Waddle (
@D1__JW
), found out that boy 15% Acinonyx Jubatus, real shit, this kid Speed is illegal in 37 states!!!
#SpeedKills
#RollTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Alabama Vs Duke
Week 1 Breakdown
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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Told yall last year, we in good hands, with ALL STATE!!!
#RollTide
#SolidIce
#BryceAllStateYoung
#Heisman
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Congrads to the
@Tuaamann
, from Coach P, aka John Doe, aka Coach Uce (Honorary Uso), on being named SEC Offensive Player of the Year, as well as Sporting News P.O.T.Y. Also named Walter Camp, A.F.C.A, Sporting News 1st Team All American. AP and F.W.A.A 2nd Team All American.
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The just took my RUBBERBAND MAN reference to
@DeVontaSmith_6
NationWide!!! They watching!!! We allll know they WATCHING!!!! YOUR WRITERS ARE WATCHING COACH P!!! Aka JOHN DOE!!
@DanielsonCBS
@CBSSports
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Dear
@HeismanTrophy
, we, the
@AlabamaFTBL
faithful, would like to Welcome you to Tualoosa Alabama, again, on behalf of King
@Tuaamann
, and Goat Saban! We hope you enjoy your 3rd stay! Love you guys!
#HeismanHouseBound
#Rolleth
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Man, i didn't hear the SHOUT OUT at 1st, he actually said JOHN DOE, so cool, this message has been APPROVED!!!!
Who was that talking???
@SportsCenter
#Retweet
#GrowingDaily
#RtR
#RollTide
#JohnDoe
#SportsCenter
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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John "Goat" Doe on the Call
#UnofficialAssistantCoaches
Jameson "The Jet"
@bigsgjamo
@FanSided
@PFF_College
@SECNetwork
@BamaOnLine247
@bamainsider
@aldotcomtide
@barstoolalabama
@secbarstool
@rolltide
@thescore
@bamacentral
@tide1009
@ua_athletics
@alabamaFTBL
@tiderecruits101
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Any game Bama is in is a good one, i honestly dont care if its vs Huffman High School, or Smith Middle School. To see Saban and that TIDE go to work is just Priceless... Retweet if you agree!
#HateTennesseeWeek
#Rolleth
#BeatTennesseeWeek
#RollTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Did any1 see the latest game breakdown by Coach P, aka John Doe, Part 3 of 4, when the Baby Rhino
@iAM_JoshJacobs
went into FINISH HIM MODE!!! If so, whats your favorite part??
#Medic
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If you havent watched the number 1 Bio/MiniMovie of King Tagovailoa, aka Touchdown Tua, then go watch NOW!!! PT 2 IS OTW!
#TeamTua
King Tua (From Freshman To Hero)
King Tua (From Freshman To Hero) Featuring Coach P aka John Doe
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We are 68 days away from kickoff, so let's show love to
@starbo06
with his 68 yard TD run against the Washington in the 2016
#PeachBowl
.
Alabama beat the Huskies, 24-7, to return to the CFP National Championship for the 2nd straight year.
#Rolleth
#RollTide
#unOfficialAssistants
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In honor of Beat Tennessee week, John Doe Style!!! S/o to King
@Tuaamann
,
@__RUGGS
,
@ohthatsNajee22
,
@jerryjeudy
,
@HaleHentges
,
@CalvinRidley1
,
@Silkysims17
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
#RollTide
#AlabamaFootball
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The 2018
#SECChampionship
was an Instant Classic. Tua went out with a lower leg injury then insert
@JalenHurts
to lead the
#CrimsonTide
to victory. Hurts finished with a 15 yard QB draw to silence the Bulldog crowd and go up 35-28. We have 15 days left on the
#unOfficialcountdown
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Even though we just lost the BEST TO EVER DO IT to retirement, remember this message, because he left us in great shape, after finding us in desperate conditions. This is not the end! The greatest run in college history is over, but the Tide, will ROLL ON! Long Live CNS, ThankYou
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@dannykanell
Man GTFOH with that ANY1 can lose, especially early in the year, except for Bama. Oh State lost to PERDUE, and i bet yall would give a left leg to argue how State is now a MUCH BETTER TEAM and deserves in. But if Bama lose to Ga, they were overrated. Man sit yo DUMB ASS DOWN!
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The
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
Staff would like to Thank Coach P, aka JOHN DOE, for a year of hard work and dedication, making a exciting year even better! The numerous unpaid hours sacrificed for our entertainment is priceless. Those who have supported, THANK YOU as well.
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Alabama Vs South Carolina
Week 3 BreakDown
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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S/o to
@Tuaamann
,
@jerryjeudy
,
@swervinirvin_
, on making "Momma There Goes My ANKLES" the
#1
New Segment in NCAAF. Also, s/o to
@iAM_JoshJacobs
,
@Smityyy03
and
@D1__JW
, who all are sure to star on the hit series in the near future. S/o to all the Defenders making this possible.
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S/o to Damien Harris (
@DHx34
), from Coach P,
@CoachNitty
, and the unOFFICIAL Nation, for passing on the NFL, to help lead
@AlabamaFTBL
to a underfeated Regular Season! We have plenty work to do, and your experience will help along the way!!!
#RoadTo18
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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interview with Coach P, aka John Doe, aka Coach Uce, (Honorary Uso), of the UA Coaches! Retweet This! Leave a comment on the article after reading. I need the "unOFFICIAL Nation" to get over there NOW!
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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ROLL CALL!!!!!!! If your Rolling with Bama, on this ROAD TO 18, RETWEET this, and let us know WHERE YOU FROM, and WHERE YOU AT!!!! Dont be lazy, get INVOLVED!!!
#RollTide
#Rolleth
#RoadTo18
#BamaFootball
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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34 days away from Alabama Football, so how about we revisit the 2012 BCS National Championship Game, when Trent Richardson broke one for 34 yards to kill the 2 game TD drought vs Alabama and LSU.
#RollTide
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Biased, bullshit voters, how can you not have him on the ballot at all? Lolol, Fuck all 13 of those DUMMIES!!! Should have their voting rights stripped!!!
Murray was named on 855 ballots and Tua on 842, which means 13 voters (at least) did not have Tua on their ballot at all.
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Well, Saban didn't lie to ya like other coaches may have, lolol, sounds like the UGLY TRUTH to me!!!
#GoodLuckBuddy
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Jameson "The Jet" Williams from Bryce "2 Nice" for 81 yards, with Coach P aka John "Goat" Doe on the Call!!
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That 1 time
@__RUGGS
got caught with Drugs on the field, during a televised game!!! I wonder if this where the speed comes from, the MAGIC GRASS...
#RollTide
#CrimsonTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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S/o to Jerry "Usain" Jeudy, bka Jerry "JukeEm" Jeudy, aka Jerry "Judge" Jeudy, from Coach P aka John Doe, & the
#unOFFICIALNation
for being named to both the AP, & COACHES "All SEC 1ST Team," as well as winning the
#BiletnikoffAward
!
#GoGoGadgetHands
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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@barstooltweetss
Thanks guys, for the complete video, visit My Youtube :
Alabama vs Miss State Pt 1
Alabama vs Miss State Pt 2
Visit my YouTube Channel for more Vids!!
Coach P, aka John Doe, aka Coach Uce, Honorary Uso!
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Maaannn!!! 😂😂😂
@TheUACoaches
hasn't posted yet and I'm legit worried he drove to Starkville with two of his cousins
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S/o to Jaylen "Jubatus" Waddle, from Coach P, aka John Doe, and the
#unOFFICIALNation
, on being named the SEC FRESHMAN Of The YEAR!
#AcinonyxJubatus
#Cheetah
#WaddleHouse
#RollTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Alabama Crimson Tide aka The Nick Saban All Stars vs The Old Mrs Rebels live from Bryant-Denny Sabium.
Week 5
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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#DavidPalmer
aka “Deuce” is one of the most versatile players we’ve ever seen in a Bama uniform. He was the first player to have 1,000 yards receiving at Bama but he also played QB along with punt returner. Check out this highlight from “The Deuce” as we have 2 days left till KO.
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If you haven't noticed by now, Quinnen Williams, aka "The Bandit," is unOFFICIALLY, ON FIRE!!
#1
Graded Defensive Player in College Football! I predicted him being a STAR this year after seeing him last year, never knew the STAR was the SUN!!!
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Alabama Vs Ole Miss 2019
John Doe BreakDown
Pt 1 of 3
Part 2 of 3
Part 3 of 3
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@jerryjeudy
is considered one of the best
#RouteRunners
in
#AlabamaFootball
history. He wore the number 4 after other offensive players such as
#MarquisMaze
#TJYeldon
and
#TyroneProthro
. Catch this highlight that was called by Coach P. We have have 4 days left!!
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Welcome Back WELCOME BACK, I KNOWWWW YA MISSED ME!!!! Follow ON IG and Tik Tok!!!
#Rolleth
#Bama2022
#AlabamaFootball
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The Nick Saban All Stars vs Mississippi State
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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@Tua
aka
#KingTua
brought a spark to the Tide that had never been seen. Tua provided
#PerfectProductPlacement
all over the field during his tenure at Alabama. No 13 made sure everyone ate. Watch this play from Tua as we have 13 days left on the
#unOfficialCountdown
.
#RollTide
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The Nick Saban All Stars vs Notre Dame Irish 2020 Rose Bowl BreakDown
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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ALABAMA VS LSU
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
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For
@DjShockley3
to call a SEC game & name Josh Allen SEC DEF P.O.T.Y, is like me being a radio dj in the early 2000s and telling you that Turk was better than Juvenile!!! Get this man The F.O.H!!
@QuinnenD1
HAS CHANGED SEC football, the Tua of our D!
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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The 20(16) defense was ferocious,
#1
in scoring D,
#1
in rushing D, and tied for
#1
in total D. Each starter on that def was drafted. Fournette rushed for at least 100 yards 4 games straight until facing Bama which only gave up 35 yards. 16 days left on the
#unOfficialCountdown
.
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Coach P, aka JohnDoe! Recognized as Brotha Uce, aka Coach Uce, HONORARY USO. Nephew to the great GALU. Long lost cousin of King Tuanigamanuolepola. President of TeamTua, and head security of the Tagovailoa estate, via Alabama Secret Service!
#RollTide
#unOFFICIALAssistantCoaches
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Kyler 1st TD pass was a vivid description of how easy it is to score in that conference. Nothing but Flag Football, NO D! WR runs a simple, half effort route, untouched till he has 6 points under his belt. The
@Big12Conference
just doesnt believe in D!
@Tuaamann
would avg 600 yds
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