Had the best time with this group! Happy to be of service!

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Derby Winning Horse

Make it happen you cowards.

You have been warned.

What if instead of going to the movies you just peed for three straight hours?

When I tell my dentist I’ve been flossing

*notre dame burns down* no one: every white girl: here is a pic of me in front of notre dame. heartbreaking. but also plz know that I went there. so sad. but also I’ve been to Paris.

“Before we’re done, we still have one promise to keep.” Marvel Studios’ #AvengersEndgame is in theaters in 10 days. Get your tickets now: https://t.co/93jQYXiBfa

Please @twittersupport let me turn off “In Case You Missed It.” I NEVER missed it, I am RIDE OR DIE and I’m gobbling up every great tweet like it’s a chocolate bonbon. You can QUIZ ME. Don’t give me any more old ratty bonbons.

If wrestling is fake, explain this.

White people love John Crist so much

I think the world is ready for a super hero with scoliosis

Put on a happy face. #JokerMovie - in theaters October 4.

Creating my own team. #TeamGife

I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about @UsMovie. Need to go back and see it 5 more times ASAP. Seriously if anyone needs a viewing buddy to see it, PLEASE let me know.