Wrestling is the best thing ever.
You want action? Wrestling.
You want drama? Wrestling.
You want comedy? Wrestling.
You want science fiction? Wrestling.
You want to see an undead funeral director's brother electrocute a billionaire's son's testicles? Wrestling.
HHH : So he bought ROH & he has a forbidden door. Any more information, Regal?
Regal: Uh...
[takes out crumpled note]
Regal : Tony likes to drink soda. Luchasaurus's car is green.
Don't ruin the magic of childhood for kids.
Please keep this in mind this holiday season when spending time with your younger family members.
Let them believe. It's fun.
There is no need to tell kids that The Undertaker is not really Kane's brother.
I :
🔘 think I'm cute
🔘 know I'm sexy
🔘 got the looks that drive the girls wild
🔘 got the moves that really move 'em
🔘 send chills up & down their spine
🔘 am just a sexy boy
⚪️ am your boy toy
*During sex*
Me: i want you to hurt me
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: what
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: stop
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: why are you still doing this?
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: seriously
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: I mean, it has been over 4 years
Her: CM PUNK!
Me: fine, CM PUNK!
Her: WHAT?
Me: Oh no