Episode 138 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
hereby now known for eternity, as the best episode EVER, as we got TWO shout outs from the AWESOME
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
Day made, we’re chuffed to bits, love you guys 🙏💖
On this
#InternationalWomensDay
we’d like to take a moment to celebrate these two absolute LEGENDS 🌟🌟 Thank you to
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for getting together and giving us the most Perfect Podcast in The Trawl, we absolutely love it and you 💖
If you’re angry at Angela Rayner for selling her council house…
But not angry at where this non-story came from
i.e. from the billionaire Tory peer who got out of paying UK taxes by being a non-dom while sat in our House of Lords
…then you’re part of the problem.
I think we’ve only had to block 1 account on here since we started in Feb. However, I’m fcking sick to death of all the accounts posting misogynistic, vile comments towards
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
just because people don’t agree with them. Going forward, it’s BLOCKING time!!
Who’s looking forward to a new
@TheTrawlPodcast
next week then?!! We cannot wait to hear what our absolute FAVOURITE, fantabulous hosts,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
have got in store for us. All we do know, is that it’s going to be FLIPPING AWESOME 🌟🔥💥
This is the absolute perfect summation of the whole Gary Lineker tweet debacle by the bloody amazing
@jemmaforte
on
@TheTrawlPodcast
episode 43.. 👌👌👏👏🥰🥰
Just to lighten the mood, if possible- we’ve just reached ONE THOUSAND followers 🥳🥳 🎉🎉
When we first made this account, we were ecstatic that
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
followed us and thought that would probably be it!! So thank you to you all and cheers 🍻🍻
If you’re pro democracy…
Then you should want people who are settled in the UK, who live and work and pay taxes here, to be able to have a say in our elections
Just as you would want 16/17-year-olds to
…no matter who they might vote for.
Congratulations to the wonderful
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
on the
⭐️⭐️50th⭐️⭐️
episode of
@TheTrawlPodcast
🥳🤩😎
Turn your Good Friday in to a Great Friday and Listen now. Leave a review. Tell everyone you know.
It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted…
Just want to say a massive thank you to our superstar, queens of the podcast,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for an absolutely fantastic year of The Trawl, Trawl Meets & Trawl Goss. We’re so proud to support you as Lords & please know, we adore & appreciate you 🌟💖
NEW 🚨
@TheTrawlPodcast
MERRY TRAWLMAS 🎄🎄🎄
Festive Trawl - coupled with our Christmas party. And you’re all invited !)
Link below 👇
And listen out for the mini pudding after the pudding. A Christmas message from me and
@MarinaPurkiss
🎄🎅🏼
Carol Vorderman, one of the country’s most popular and respected presenters, is officially joining LBC.
Her new programme will run on Sundays from 4-7pm. Welcome
@carolvorders
!
Heads up!! Episode 55 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
is out. Hosted by the gorgeous and hilarious
@jemmaforte
and
@MarinaPurkiss
. It’s a goodie and so is Jemma’s impression of a Royal Commentator 🤣🤣
We just want to wish all our followers a Happy Friday and thanks for all your interactions on here!
Special thanks to our amazing, gorgeous, inspiring, superstars
@jemmaforte
⭐️ &
@MarinaPurkiss
⭐️ for being so lovely to us & enduring us on Instagram as well!! Cheers 🥂💖
Do you ever feel like you’re living in a parallel universe? Where the government seems to be in a completely different reality than the rest of us?
@jemmaforte
certainly does
Well who would have thought that this young lady would grow up to be this absolute superstar?!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Happy 50th Birthday to the incomparable
@jemmaforte
🥰🎉🎂
Brilliant & beautiful, with the most amazing sense of humour. We hope your day is as awesome as you are 💖 xx
Damn you
@MarinaPurkiss
, wearing glasses so you can see, and a cardigan so you don’t get cold. Why do you have to be so selfish? For the love of god won’t you think of the poor men like Dan next time? 🤣🤣🤣
Constantly touching the glasses she doesn't need, cardigan strategically slipped off one shoulder. Is she looking to get on Only Fans ?
#PoundshopNigella
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
It’s here 🥳🥳🥳 The first
@TheTrawlPodcast
of 2024 🌟🌟🌟 Join the hostesses with the mostess,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for an absolute cracker of an episode! Girls, we’ve missed you 💖
It’s finally Friiiiiiday 🥳🥳
Why don’t you treat yourself and listen to the phenomenal
@TheTrawlPodcast
. With the best hosts in the whole world (voted no.1 by us 🏆), the awesome
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
🌟🌟
Enjoy and have a great weekend!!
Call me old fashioned but I’m not sure betting against the pound is very ‘patriotic’.
Is there a place for disaster capitalism in politics? I don’t think so.
Just want to wish our lovely
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
best of luck with their 1st ever live Trawl on Sat
@BylineFest
Looks like it’s going to be a fab wknd with tons of great guests & some brilliant events. Have a fantastic time ladies & please tell us all about it after! 💖
Huge thanks to our wonderful podcast Queens,
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
for giving us two awesome episodes of
@TheTrawlPodcast
whilst incredibly busy with work and family. We salute you 🫡 💖
Here’s episode 71 🤩😎
This is without a doubt the best The Trawl Meets yet 🌟🔥 Three fantastic, forthright, funny & feisty women together - what more could you ask for?! Top this one
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
😂💖
NEW 🚨 The Trawl Meets……
The unofficial leader of the opposition Carol Vorderman! 💥
Join me,
@MarinaPurkiss
and
@carolvorders
. There’s politics, corruption and ‘that’ bums and boobs clip.
A wonderful chat with a wonderful woman.
Link below 👇
I’ve decided…
Gonna give a whole hour of my
@LBC
show tomorrow to discussing THAT Gregg Wallace article
Has to be done
…there will of course be politics chat too
4-7am tomorrow & (for most of you non-mega-early birds ) on catch-up too :)
Not a bad morning line-up.
STOP what you’re doing 🤚🤚
The Edina and Patsy of podcasts have a new episode of
@TheTrawlPodcast
for you to delight you ears with!!
@jemmaforte
and
@MarinaPurkiss
present to you episode 66.
Happy Friday 🤩😎🥳
When you tryna thank
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
for being super cool, but they SO super cool, they out living their best lives rather than looking at your tweet on Twitter. 🤷🏼♂️🥴🤣
We just want to wish all our followers a Happy Friday and thanks for all your interactions on here!
Special thanks to our amazing, gorgeous, inspiring, superstars
@jemmaforte
⭐️ &
@MarinaPurkiss
⭐️ for being so lovely to us & enduring us on Instagram as well!! Cheers 🥂💖
When their retirement age was raised by two years, the French took to the streets.
Here it’s going to rise to 71. Strongly worded email anyone?
An excerpt from Ep 126 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
with
@MarinaPurkiss
Hate Mondays? Well now you can make your Monday feel like a Friday… It’s only episode 80 of the stupendous
@TheTrawlPodcast
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thank you wonderful
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
for working so hard to make time for us fans, we love ya 💖
Phew, a big sigh of relief 😮💨
The wonderful, esteemed and unrivalled
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
are back with another cracking episode of the phenomenal
@TheTrawlPodcast
🌟🌟🌟Have a great weekend everyone 👍
"It is doubly important for us to show that we are prepared to act when one of our own, however senor, is found wanting."
@Theresa_May
urges other Tory MPs to join her in voting in favour of the partygate report.
Live:
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube
Happy Friday folks 🌟🌟💥🤩
The Thelma and Louise of podcast hosts,
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
, bring you episode 62 of the unmissable
@TheTrawlPodcast
.
Just don’t let them borrow your car!!
🗣️ "Nothing works anymore and yet somehow we've got the highest taxes since the Second World War. So where is all our money going?"
13 years of Tory government brutally summed up by
@MarinaPurkiss
in 3 short minutes ⏬
Wild…
Reuters just published their top 10 UK news podcasts
Look at those big players
Consider the massive teams
The huge budgets
And there nestled in number 9 is
@jemmaforte
& me with our
@TheTrawlPodcast
Absolutely overjoyed
Thank you to everyone who listens.x
It’s here at last!! If you’re doing dry January and can’t bear the thought of another Pepsi in the pub - easy solution- stay in with the fierce & fabulous
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
and episode 123 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
You won’t get a better offer than that 🌟🌟🌟
Rubbish weather where you are? Sick of it getting dark at 3pm? Pour yourself a nice warming mug of the super lovely
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
and listen to the awesome
@TheTrawlPodcast
🌟🌟🌟
Woo Hoo 🥳🥳 New Trawl is out 🌟🌟 Join the hardest working ladies in the podcast biz as they take you through the news and give you a few laughs too, no doubt!! ☀️☀️
Wake up and smell The Trawl with your coffee!!!
Episode 63 is here to thrill and delight you ☀️💥🔥🌟
Hosted as always by naughty spice,
@jemmaforte
& cheeky spice,
@MarinaPurkiss
🤩😎🥰
Ask yourself…
Would Gove have scrapped the school rebuilding program?
Would Sunak have slashed the budget to repair them?
Would Govt ministers be happy not revealing which buildings pose a “risk to life”
…if their kids attended these schools?
We are governed by Tories…
A bunch of corrupt bellends
I met
@jemmaforte
A wonderful human who feels the same & makes me laugh
We made a podcast to chat through the batshit news as we see it
And literally hundreds of thousand of you tune in to listen
Thank you x
Hi
@MarinaPurkiss
, we’d like to ask a favour - We only watch Vine when you or
@jemmaforte
are on, so if you remember (we know how busy you are), could you please give us a heads up tweet to let us know you’re going to be on? Fank you 😎
Your biggest fans,
Robin & Chris 💖
We’re on the verge of a catastrophic mortgage crisis…
There is one very obvious lever to pull that would help
And yet no one appears to want to talk about it
I wonder why…
Put your hands in the air folks 🙌
We’re being gifted a Trawl Tuesday 🥳
Join those cheeky tykes
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
as they very kindly bring us yet another big fat juicy episode of the superb
@TheTrawlPodcast
🌟🌟
OMG, absolute BELTER from
@MarinaPurkiss
to
@jemmaforte
on ep.49 of
@TheTrawlPodcast
Talking about how an accent can rub off on you, Jemma asks “has that ever happened to you?” & Marina replies, “no, but sometimes when I come away from talking to to you, I talk absolute filth”!!!
Brand new
@TheTrawlPodcast
🚨
Labour Attack Ads, Corruption and Woke Soup.
@MarinaPurkiss
and I scroll through social media so you don’t have to!
All the juice, all the scandal delivered straight into your ears 🎧💥
Link to listen below 👇
Those cheeky girls have snuck a new
@TheTrawlPodcast
out for us on a Thursday no less!! Join the wonderful Jemma and Marina as they dissect the budget, talk about George Galloway’s win and Sunak’s non speech at 5pm on a Friday. It’s all here 🌟🌟🌟
We visited the House of Lords today…
Courtesy of
@GreenJennyJones
Highlights:
-
@jemmaforte
asking a Tory peer if he was pro sewage
- Me reminding Cleverly of my tweet that said I detest the Tories
- John McDonnell telling us he listens to our podcast (
@TheTrawlPodcast
)
NEW 🚨
@TheTrawlPodcast
@MarinaPurkiss
and I talk Christmas advert madness, the Sunak and Musk schmooze- fest and more.
Lots of laughs and tweets galore
Links below 👇
A year ago today we heard the pilot of a podcast that blew us away. It was of course, the estimable
@TheTrawlPodcast
⭐️⭐️
Congrats to
@jemmaforte
&
@MarinaPurkiss
on 1 year of making us laugh, cry, die with cringe & feel grateful we’re not alone. We love you guys & The Trawl 💖
Happy 1st Birthday to
@TheTrawlPodcast
🥳🎂🎈🎉🥂
Where would we be without you informing us, entertaining us and making us snort drinks out our nose from laughing so much!!
Congratulations
@MarinaPurkiss
&
@jemmaforte
you absolute legends 👸🏼👸🏻⭐️🔥💫✨
Old clip from last April.
All still stands.
Meanwhile, ongoing strikes have cost govt more than it would have done to have just given junior doctors a pay rise (restoration).
It’s a political choice.
A terrible one
#NHSCrisis