We used to be a country. A proper country.

United Healthcare sucks. Free my boy #Luigi!!!.

PSA: If you have an emergency & you need an uber, P*ayPal will *typically* let you overdraft your account if necessary. Klarna will *typically* let you use it as a payment option too & it doesn’t deduct anything until 7 days later. Same for Ubereats if you need groceries.

RT @dog_rates: This is Horus. He got a lot of attention on a recent flight in Mexico. Clearly the other passengers have never flown with so….

RT @SenAnaliseOrtiz: Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trum….

It’s really the only way.

Same with kids too. Rushing and yelling at them causes them to start their day with anxiety.

RT @mistergeezy:

RT @notcapnamerica:

RT @alexaldente: A new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe).

😂😂😂.

Excuse me but there is NO way Marisa Tomei is 60… IKYFL!!.

RT @AndyHermanNFL: Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

I think I have a slight concussion. That’s how hard I hit my head. Going to work today was a choice…😩.

Sooo the chirren nowadays don’t know that you’re supposed to sign the back of your credit/debit cards?? Oh…

I need Sam Smith to lose the handlebar mustache….

Nah. I need to be in your skin for at least 16 of the 24 hours. Not accurate.

RT @ChiGuy1742: "We got Taco Bell at home" 😂😂🌮🌮🌮🌮. #TacoTuesday

Having female pattern baldness would be my #1 reason. We would never even make it to #13 😩.

RT @ANiMaListicAN: If you wanna know what level of black mom I’m at, my daughter asked for five Labubus for Christmas and I asked her if sh….

I also smacked the back of my head on the underside of my island counter so today has just really gotten off to a great start.