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Have we got a remedy for you.
It's called 5 POUND BAGS OF COFFEE. It's called SAVING $35. It's called ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME.
#coffee
#onpoli
The problem with the
#Coutts
boys is they didn't commit the RIGHT kind of mischief.
For that you have to:
- Be a recent immigrant
- Threaten the police
- Blockade a hospital and/or a place of worship
- Have seaweed-colored hair
Canada is not a serious country.
#onpoli
Wow, this sounds like a great book!
We'll be sure to put it on our reading list. Right after "Toenail Jewelry for Beginners" and "Diary of a Teenage Line Cook at Dennys."
#onpoli
"The future of politics won't be decided by representation, rhetorical ability, or rigorous debate. But by large men with pink hats, riding tiny bicycles like a circus bear."
-Ghandi, probably
#onpoli
#ndp
Credible alternatives to the carbon tax:
- Replacing the environment minister with a baked potato.
- Forcing the Bloc to commute to work on penny-farthings.
- Playing pre-recorded tracks of coyote vocalizations instead of a land acknowledgement.
#Liberal
#carbontaxscam
@nationalpost
This:
"Other union members expressed frustration that a labour forum dedicated to public-sector workers in York Region was being commandeered for political purposes about a conflict thousands of miles away."
@s_guilbeault
"We’ve had multiple confidence votes in the House of Commons over the carbon tax and every single one of them has failed."
That's because our government is being held hostage by an unelected, undemocratic coalition.
No, the Liberal/NDP "partnership" isn't technically a coalition. Yes, the Liberals are technically a minority. Yes, the Liberal/NDP exist under some abomination of nature called "A Supply and Confidence Agreement."
What we've seen over and over, however, is that Mr. Singh has
@viraniarif
You know what's funny/tragic about this? The idea that a government which advocates killing the old, young, and infirm has any idea what "harm" is.
@RaquelDancho
@CandiceMalcolm
Yes. And one of the ways 'it is never repeated' is by requiring those responsible to bear lawful consequences.
If the powerful can break the law with impunity, they are above the law.
Call for their resignation to start. Or are consequences just for us peasants?
It'd be easy to blame the students here. And sure, they're responsible agents.
But the real blame for this grease fire falls on the academic institutions that have been pushing Marxist theory for decades.
A pet will do what it's been trained to do. So these students are doing
The only way we're getting 4 million homes by 2031 is if we expand the definition of "homes" to include refrigerator boxes, used clothing drop-off bins, and muskrat dens.
#housingcrisis
#liberals
If you don’t see
@randyhillier
in the cell next to you at the Sunny Ways Centre for Political Dissidents, it’ll only be because he went down under a hail of bullets for resisting arrest.
The OG resistance were unacceptable before it was cool.
#onpoli
Isn't it cute when Leftist rags try to pretend they care about protestors' rights?
We still remember when they all rallied together to endorse the beating and gassing of Canadians in Ottawa.
They're all hypocritical rats.
#onpoli
@calgaryherald
@JustinTrudeau
@liberal_party
Thomas Sowell said it well: "The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it."
For example, there's a limited amount of housing in Canada. We cannot house both Canadian citizens and tens of thousands of new
@globalnews
Ford's comments barely scratched the surface of "controversial." The multicultural experiment is actively failing and it's only going to fail harder.
@nationalpost
“I still walk into rooms and look at tables that are not diverse.”
This is still as meaningless a statement as ever. "Diversity" isn't a metric of anything. It signals neither competence nor compassion.
It only tells everyone you work for the government.
Someone should remind Sarah Jama that she was elected to represent Canada, not Palestine.
Also, if you're insufferable enough to get kicked out of the NDP, you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Queen's Park.
#onpoli
#HamasAreTerrorists
The most nauseating part of
#Covid
was seeing so-called "rebel" musicians revealed as pro-system grifters, i.e. Neil Young, Dave Grhol, Gene Simmons.
We need a neo-punk revival that isn't just marxist shills in black eyeshadow.
Maybe it looks more like
@AintGottaDollar
.
@JasonLavigneMP
The problem with the
#Coutts
boys is they didn't commit the RIGHT kind of mischief. For that you have to:
- Be a recent immigrant
- Threaten the police
- Blockade a hospital and/or a place of worship
- Have seaweed-colored hair
Canada is not a serious country.
Welcome to Canada! Where instead of investing in the natural resources we already have, we inseminate trillions of dollars into the barren wombs of ���climate industries."
The only thing these things are going to capture are taxpayer dollars.
#FossilFuel
#ClimateScam
@CBCNews
Maybe we should stop sending our already scant resources to support a proxy war in Europe. Maybe we should stop the pathological obsession with DEI initiatives.
That'd be a good start.
Reporter: Mrs. Freeland, how will you fund 40 billion dollars worth of new initiatives without raising taxes?
Freeland: Outsourcing. We've been in talks with a Somali warlord named "Lung Drinker" who's agreed to staff our daycare program in exchange for amnesty.
#onpoli
Ingratiating yourself to every passing religion doesn’t instill confidence as a leader.
Appropriating the headwear of a 19th-century French washerwomen doesn't instill confidence as a man.
#Trudeau
#onpoli
Thanks to everyone who's liked, followed, and resposted us the past few weeks! We're a freedom-loving coffee company based in Ontario, Canada and by now are probably on several government-watch lists.
Don't worry, we won't spend a lot of time with self-promotion. That being
Most Canadian campuses are just Marxist indoctrination centres.
Not only aren't they capable of instilling "big ideas," they're in the midst of producing a generation of entitled nihilists who just want to burn down Western civilization.
#Budget2024
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@CCFR_CCDAF
@CanadasNFA
We've come up with a workable solution to all of this.
When the NDP shows up with keffiyehs, the whole party gets kicked out. And then deported to Palestine!
This way we get rid of the terrorist problem AND the NDP problem in one fell swoop!
#onpoli
#NDP
Ottawa once again manifesting an almost superhuman capacity for hypocrisy in condemning smokers to the ninth circle of hell while hard-drug users get a lollipop and a pat on the head.
#onpoli
@GovCanHealth
It almost sounds like advocates of
#Budget2024
are viewing the revenue from the increased capital gains tax as fixed income.
Thomas Sowell weighs in: “Rich people do not simply stand still to be sheared like sheep."
In other words, "the rich" will just move somewhere else.
@s_guilbeault
One of the buzzwords that keeps surfacing around
#Budget2024
is “fairness.”
It's important to understand what the liberals believe, or at least want they want us to believe they believe, about "fairness."
By “fairness,” they do not mean impartiality and justice, but that
Truth remains true no matter who does or doesn’t believe it. It doesn’t become more true when affirmed by a majority, nor does it become less true when it finds itself as a minority.
In other words, you don't have to shout.
You just have to tell the truth.
#onpoli
The keffiyah debacle is another reminder that symbols aren't neutral. And as long as we're here:
The pretense of political “neutrality” was shattered the moment the Ontario legislature decided to hoist this thing ten years ago.
#onpoli
Basic income is when the government steals working people's money in the name of taxation and then redistributes it to non-working people in the name of compassion.
The impact will be that an onion will eventually cost you $62.50.
#onpoli
#UBI
Guys, don't worry. We managed to secure the transcript for the
@s_guilbeault
and
@JaneGoodallInst
interview.
Some parts are a little jarring, but thankful for the contribution of these two experts.
#ClimateScam
Gibault: Jane, just want to say great job with the monkeys. Big
Some differences between Freedom Convoy and Palestinian protestors:
✅Not antisemitic
✅Not Marxists
✅Actually Canadian
✅Actually employed
✅Opposed to terrorism
✅Didn’t expect free food
✅Willing to negotiate
We miss anything?
#onpoli
#Palestine
Things to do with your
#carbontax
rebate:
- Buy three avocados.
- Cover the inflation adjustment for one month of property taxes.
- Buy a bag of wood for a backyard fire. Then put it out because fires are illegal in your county.
- Drive to Mcdonalds. No food. Just the drive.
Freeland wants you to believe an engorged Liberal state is your buddy. That taxing you into the dirt, and then redistributing your money towards its own perverted causes is being there for you.
We're witnessing the evolution from nanny state to communist state.
#Budget2024
#BREAKING
: Chrystia Freeland says it's wrong in thinking govt should stay out of people's lives and shrinking its size is reckless because they're the only ones with the key to prosperity....
I always knew Freeland loved Nazi's, but she sounding an awful lot like a communist
In plain English:
-Fed fun money for Soviet-style housing
- Flinging Dixie cups of water at the dumpster fire that is public education
- Maintain plummeting birth rate and woke indoctrination for already damaged teens
- Fund digital surveillance
#liberallogic
@CTVNews
Yes, definitely the biggest struggle facing a collapsing health system -- climate change. Can we fund options for a physician deindoctrination program?
I'm getting "Armageddon" vibes here. Except instead of preventing it, they're manufacturing it.
And Bruce Willis has had an unforgiveable identity crisis.
#onpoli
#Budget2024
Libs are learning the hard way you can lead a terrorist to multiculturalism but you can't make him drink.
As deplorable as these protests are, I'm glad someone's calling their bluff.
#onpoli
#Hamas
Part of the reason Rex Murphy's passing was such a blow was that he was one of the last few contrary voices in Canada.
Contrarians like Rex represent a crucial part of the system of checks and balances that makes Democracy workable.
Beware "efficient" Democracy.
#onpoli
Well folks, seems our reach has been strangled to almost nothing on here so we're going to give things a break for a few days.
Makes Elon's glorious AI future seem a little hollow.
We'll be back.
🍁🍁🍁
#resistance
#Coffee
#canada
Honoring and mourning one of Canada's truly great minds this evening. A salt-of-the-earth intellectual who could quote Milton at will, but who cared deeply for the plight of everyday Canadians.
Many a liberal tear shed as a result of his keen wit and insight.
#onpoli
Cotton bags need to be reused about 7100 times to make them environmentally friendly.
After three grocery trips my reusable bags look like they’ve endured several cycles through an ashphalt paver. No two atoms would be intact by trip 7100.
Plastic bag bans are a
#ClimateScam
.
Welcome to Black Creek Pre-Colonial Village!
Come see the two-spirited, blacksmith-identifying cobbler as they/them attempts to whittle a cast iron tucking implement!
And don’t forget to visit the pansexual village wizard as ze weaves trigger-free tales of imagined history!
The reason tent cities burn down is because they're mostly populated by addicts, who mostly don't clean up their garbage, who mostly spend their days lighting things on fire.
The solution is for communities to grow a pair and stop allowing them in the first place.
#onpoli
Jagmeet is diseased omelette of contradictions.
He’ll claim to be one of the “working folk” and then prance around in a Bactrian gold tierra.
He'll posture as courageous when no courage is required and then stand there like a tranquilized sheep when it is.
#onpoli
#ndp
Today, HoC proceedings were reduced to a gnat-straining circus.
Politicians who clutch their pearls over some mid-70s slang and then yawn at a drug policy that is actively destroying lives and communities are the incarnation of whitewashed tombs.
The B.C. drug
Libs think that "freedom" means ensuring everyone can be and do whatever they want. Susie can be a boy scout. Tommy can be a girl scout.
Wrong.
True freedom is living in light of reality. Which surely means acknowledging the constraints of reality.
#BoyScouts
#woke
Saying "The rich need to pay their fair share" makes it sound like they currently don't. But the top 20% of earners already pay a disproportionate share of total taxes (61.9%).
"Fair share" is really just commie jargon for, "We'll take that, thanks."
#onpoli
#liberals
@AmazingZoltan
This whole scene is very uncomfortable.
Why is a shoe store located on the 128th floor of an apartment building?
Why are the owners wearing sweat pants?
Why are the couches that low to the ground?
Dear
@BonnieCrombie
, the keffiyeh is part of Ontario's story in the same way the Ming dynasty is part of Weird Al's accordion.
That is to say, it's not remotely a part.
Are you even trying at this point? Even your virtue signalling feels half-hearted.
#onpoli