Bryan Keith
@TheRealTwiggles
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anti IDE | anti guardian cap | Dennis Gates rocks
Joined December 2024
Girlfriend found the burner….fellas what’s the play here?
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@SheffieldAllan I can already see him in an ato sweatshirt on door at my house on a complete power trip denying everyone.
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@NotEliDrinkwitz Nothing like a vodka lemonade and some freshmen to ease losing 4 out of the last 5!!.
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@BradMcCringle69 Squid house somehow gets the best location and best house on campus makes me sick.
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@TheAidanShaw You’re gonna be a beast at lindenwood bro🔥🔥🔥🔥 myhouse just lost a loyal customer.
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@BBGreatMoments Zoom in a little more and you’ll see hundreds of homeless and cars broken into.
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Feasting my eyes on this squid fest at mizzou arena. All these delts and DU’s think they know shit about shit. They know nothing about the run Pike went on between ‘15-‘19. Fling used to be a moooooovie in my day.
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Feels like everyone’s got a burner these days. The niche hobby I once had has been infested with imposters.
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Looking like another year of a mid homecoming pairing. Sigh.
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@On3sports @AriWasserman Curt Cignetti and Eli Drinkwitz are the same coach. Both great recruiters. Both completely revived a dead program and lead them to 10+ win seasons. Difference? Mizzou gets shit national PR, and they peaked one year before the CFP released.
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All my stl buddies seem oddly happy right now. 3 wins😭😭😭😭 3-0. Really. REALLY. 3-159 is so obvious. And don’t even get me started on that fake sport “hockey” 💀💀
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My friend uses twitter like a diary. I wonder when he’s gonna come out as gay.
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I hate school why could I just have not been magically super good at golf or something.
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I’m throwing up. Who just throws around the P word that Willy Nilly🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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cody schrader would have 100% had the same cinderella love story last year in the cfp that cam skattebo had this year and that makes me tear up thinking about.
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going to bed with a deep hatred of miller moss, kevin g, lane pissen, and hunter dickinson.
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Mizzou looking good. I’m feeling good. Let’s have a night sorry libs I’m drinking in the house tn!!.
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It’s notifications like this that give life meaning. Bring on March Madness baby don’t let March Mitchell and the tigas get loose.
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Happy Tamarch March Mitchell Day to those who celebrate.
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Reppin the jeans on a leg day? Yep let’s shrink the game right this instance
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The CouplaBeers commercial that Shane Gillis was in got me thinkin about buying some CouplaFatBitchesToComeStayInMyBed.
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Going to bed thinking about Bonnie Blue. I really think I can fix her. I’m gonna marry her one day.
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I don’t know how to explain it but they look the exact same
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8 posts for the 144th pick in the 5th round give me a fucking break
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in my opinion, if you don’t beat navy in your inaugural year in the sec, you should be relegated to the mountain west.
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Just got followed by a broncos fan. Bryan’s fanbase just got a little gayer.
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@sponhourm @adammmcgurk Interesting you want to use eras to your benefit now but not with mj/lebron discourse.
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Seeing zacharific posting about Webster groves reminds me of somebody else, one of my close friends, who peaked at Webster groves. Crazy what that shit school does to people.
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My dick is so hard. Selection Sunday, opening day in 11 days, beautiful weather, just did a lil forest bump, life is good.
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Walking past the former ifc presidents house that’s got beer cans all over their front yard on the way to my dry house. Life fuckin sucks sometimes man.
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@TiptonEdits @On3sports @TransferPortal_ @SSN_Arkansas @ARHoopScoop @HogFanPage @BarstoolUA @JohnNaborsShow @JacobScottDavis @CurtWilkerson_ @BenBrandonHoops That is a South Dakota St Jackrabbit if I’ve ever seen one.
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bert auburn i would say you have a job waiting for you on amazon but i don’t think you’re qualified for that either.
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Just increased the wage gap and burned a library full of female literature. Time to get some shots up to ease the pain. #darn #MarchMadness
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Really glad mizzou isn’t partnered with adidas these jerseys fucking suckkkk.
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Got drunk and fucked a ‘29 last night. Didn’t realize that was a college 29 and not a high school one. Sorry cops.
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Cooper Flagg 42 9 7 on 79% shooting bout time we saw a white man light up the scoreboard like this. 1st overall pick that young man this instant.
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We’ve been doing this whole “college football” thing for so long, you would think they would have figured out how to start a 11 oclock game at 11 and not 11:14 😒.
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Sitting here talking some ball with the brothers. God these dudes are retarded do they even watch ball?.
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Illinois and BYU will probably meet up in the final four and unfortunately there’s nothing you can do about it. They’re too exciting #white.
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Oregon didn’t belong in the CFP. Their resume was weak. too many losses. mizzou was snubbed.
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@DonFarout Just say you’re bitchless and tasteless Don. Thought we were taught to respect women in 3rd grade. Tried a #whale once and I don’t see myself going back. If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady!.
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What’s that silly little thing that they do before the women’s bracket selection. It’s not right that men’s bracket is released before the women’s bracket. Did I mention im 6’5 and handsome and I love reading and candles?.
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One of my good friends is claiming that o be doing 75 hard, but all he does is tweet about blacking out and doin blow. Not a good look if you ask me.
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Mahomes with some terrific 3rd down conversions and has not been sacked while facing a 54% pressure rate. casuals will tell you he’s washed but i’m here to tell you he’s still having a top 3 qb season.
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@TheoAshNFL zero real rings. carried by everyone around him. gets way more credit than he deserves. i’ve seen this story before
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