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The official fan page for Samuel Turner

Joined August 2009
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@Whataburger
Whataburger®
5 years
This Burger is Bussin' haha right kids? ...right? Please just buy our burgers.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
5 years
Creating the city of Starbase, Texas
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
5 years
🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
5 years
#ImTheGOATof waving to someone at just the right time as for them to notice that I was looking at them, but look away before they see my wave...
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@bad_robot
Bad Robot
6 years
Follow & RT for a chance to win a Bad Robot hat – from the Bad Robot Workshop! Congrats to last week's winner of the patch @danthomsett.
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Craven the Hunter just showed up, and he. Is. Pissed.
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Bible Man has yet to make his entrance. #theresstilltime
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Whoah!!! Things are definitely getting crazy. Apparently Tony Stark was The Chameleon this whole time.
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Usual Marvel opener, with Stan Lee memorial. #ripstanlee
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Live tweeting Endgame. #Endgame
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@CapturingChrist
Capturing Christianity
7 years
Being a Christian makes you a Christian apologist. The question is whether you’re a good one.
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@smartereveryday
Smarter Every Day
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He is risen!
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@tonyhawk
Tony Hawk
7 years
At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk” Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”
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@BlindFilmCritic
Tommy Edison
7 years
I wish I could see so I can ask people questions while they had food in their mouth’s. :-)
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ /\____ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ Heart rate when someone texts "where u at?": ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
7 years
Everytime 😂
@BradyShearer
Brady Shearer
7 years
Nobody: Pastor: “I see that hand.”
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@TMobile
T-Mobile
7 years
You don’t need to be on the ballot to get a call to the MLB All-Star Game! ⚾️ Retweet for a chance to win a trip to the mid-summer classic, courtesy of @MLB & #TMobileTuesdays!
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@DanielHjr7
Daniel Hernandez
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Theses cars are from an other planet. Just as @elonmusk. Good job. @Tesla @elonmusk. *I don’t own the rights to this video.
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@DallasStars
Dallas Stars
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The #SuperBowl halftime show fans deserve.
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@TheRealTurnbaum
TheRealTurnbaum
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I just wish posts on @venmo said how much is in the transaction so I could know what rent is going for these days...
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