TheRealTurnbaum
@TheRealTurnbaum
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The official fan page for Samuel Turner
Joined August 2009
This Burger is Bussin' haha right kids? ...right? Please just buy our burgers.
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#ImTheGOATof waving to someone at just the right time as for them to notice that I was looking at them, but look away before they see my wave...
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Follow & RT for a chance to win a Bad Robot hat – from the Bad Robot Workshop! Congrats to last week's winner of the patch @danthomsett.
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Craven the Hunter just showed up, and he. Is. Pissed.
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Bible Man has yet to make his entrance. #theresstilltime
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Whoah!!! Things are definitely getting crazy. Apparently Tony Stark was The Chameleon this whole time.
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Usual Marvel opener, with Stan Lee memorial. #ripstanlee
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Being a Christian makes you a Christian apologist. The question is whether you’re a good one.
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At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk” Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”
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I wish I could see so I can ask people questions while they had food in their mouth’s. :-)
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Normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ /\____ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ Heart rate when someone texts "where u at?": ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/
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You don’t need to be on the ballot to get a call to the MLB All-Star Game! ⚾️ Retweet for a chance to win a trip to the mid-summer classic, courtesy of @MLB & #TMobileTuesdays!
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I just wish posts on @venmo said how much is in the transaction so I could know what rent is going for these days...
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