Jason Schwartzman Profile
Jason Schwartzman

@TheRealJasonSch

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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
6 years
If there’s a god it’s definitely a tree.
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Jason Schwartzman
6 years
Close but not quite.
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Jason Schwartzman
6 years
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
6 years
I think Andrew Yang would make the best president. Thoughts?
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Jason Schwartzman
7 years
Archer Dreamland has the best opening of all the @archerfxx openings.
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Jason Schwartzman
8 years
Many thanks and congrats to my dear friend Wes. He has once again created a thoughtful and hilarious treasure with #IsleOfDogs. He had talked about this film for months before it began during our many dinner and opera-related outings, and I was so glad to see it come to fruition.
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Jason Schwartzman
8 years
I don’t want to spoil anything but yes.
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Jason Schwartzman
8 years
I can’t speak as to the return of MitJ. However, I am willing to say that I will soon step into the shoes of Bradford Sharp once again #MozartintheJungle
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
8 years
I’ve decided to become Twitter-active once again. I had recently been pouring my heart into Neo Yokio, but now that it’s released I can finally focus on my dream of being active on social media. If Trump can use it to become president, who knows how I can change the world?
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
8 years
It’s fulfilling, but not always easy. I delve so deep into some of my characters that sometimes, I forget to delve deep into myself #actorslife
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Kimberly Quigley
10 years
Hello @TheRealJasonSch, I interviewed you for The Overnight at the Hotel in Beverly Hills. Thank you for being so kind.
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Jason Schwartzman
10 years
I'm glad to have such a passionate fan.
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
10 years
Absolutely. Can you do more than fifteen? I doubt it.
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Slick Sharington
10 years
@TheRealJasonSch Do you think you can do more pushups than I can?
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Jason Schwartzman
10 years
How dare you suggest such a thing.
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Cindy *Jezebel Spirit* 🧚🇺🇸🦅
10 years
@TheRealJasonSch <— Wish this was the REAL one!
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Jason Schwartzman
10 years
I'd like to think so.
@itslauraord
Laura Ord
10 years
I really hope @TheRealJasonSch is as social awkward in life as he portrays in film.
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
10 years
Wow, there's nothing that makes me feel older than that!
@cultsfilms
Cult Cinema
10 years
17 Years Ago Rushmore was released (Feb. 5th, 1998)
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@TheRealJasonSch
Jason Schwartzman
10 years
Thank you all for the support with the #WorldDogAwards. I would like to thank Arrow, the family, and of course my old pal Wes.
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@Megan_Blake
Megan Blake
10 years
Congrats! @TheRealJasonSch on Ur BigWin! Love 2 sweet Arrow& ThankU 4 Having A #SuperSmiley Adventure @PetLifeRadio
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@Bob_Schneider
Bob Schneider
10 years
New video for #HanSolo directed by @BobByington starring @TheRealJasonSch and Arrow the dog
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