She’s baaaaaaaaaaack

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao

did it hurt? when you rewatched your videos from the concert and heard yourself singing

Too soon?

my body’s check engine light is on

Not me driving through West Texas deciding I want to be a desert bb when I can’t emotionally handle any temp above 72.

I just want to date someone who looks like Tom Hardy while I continue to look like an undercooked potato. 🥔

I’m allergic to cats...so I’m gonna die ALONE alone.

Dudes from the opening band sitting at their merch table watching everyone walk outside to smoke a cigarette after their set

$721,531,000,000 defense budget revealed to be powerless against white people

Can’t wait to watch the “Capitol Building Down” version of today’s events where Gerard Butler shoots one woman and everyone else does as they please unscathed.

We have officially reached my favorite season: safe to leave your drink in the car

Forever my muse

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You guys ever get anxious and cry when you start thinking too hard about the fact that one day your parents will die? I did that about Willie Nelson yesterday.

i think i saw you in my sleep darling !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

Me trying to the the attention of my crush at 16 on AIM: “sing me something soft, sad, and <i>delicate</i> or <b>loud</b> and out of key. Sing me <u>anything</u>.”

When I said I was going to get skinny before the next festival season I didn't know I was going to shut the whole world down.

Former reality TV host tests positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/x3Eyu02fXl