Dr. Miami
@TheRealDrMiami
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Plastic Surgeon. Board Certified. IG:@therealdrmiami Snapchat/TikTok: therealdrmiami
Joined July 2009
Omg free her!!!!.
Dude. These chicks got pulled over and they were trafficking 490lbs of drugs. But also. One of them just got a BBL. Why she in the back of the police car like this 😭😭😭😭 she can't sit on her butt. Imagine getting a BBL just to go to jail for 30 years
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You want that thang movin huh?😂🤣.
@TheRealDrMiami this how I want mine. you got any discounts for black people rn?.
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The pilot: “Welcome to Jamaica!”.The passenger:
Frontier Airlines accidentally flies Florida bound passenger to Jamaica without a passport 🤦♂️
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Kim Kardashian: "My butt is real.". Dr. Miami: "My bUtT iS rEaL."
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Body by me 💪.
dr miami really a magician
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Wish me luck y’all. I’m getting ready to ask Dr. Miami for a raise - Megan
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That’s fine as long as you remember Shein is having the sale not me
@TheRealDrMiami you gotta give me a bbl so all my new shein clothes look good okay.
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To steppin.
i’m at five guys w $5 wtf can i get 😩.
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Who been telling people I take food stamps?🤨 Count your days.
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I enjoyed having you at the office! Can’t wait for your follow up.
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Me when Shein has their 99% off sale because of the RICO lawsuit
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And I have nothing for you
I have $5. .
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I’m looking at Bad Bunny at a Lakers game. I screamed at him to leave Kendall, your welcome.
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Why do you have this saved?.
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Just listening to some throwbacks #BTS @BTS_twt song: Dope ! Check out more on my snap @therealdrmiami
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Anesthesia: “Alright the patient is asleep, where is the Doctor?”. Me: *at the bad bunny bunny concert*
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If you are new here. My name is Megan, yes I also work on his social media, editing our new podcasts, videos etc. Been here for 3 years 😂💪🏾
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Dr. Miami I have to cancel cause I’m pregnant 😭 can I have my deposit back?. Me with the Deposit:
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You and a friend could win tickets to see Bad Bunny in Miami including flight and hotel accommodations.
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Alright, want to know how to get a FREE BBL? Click the link in my bio 🙌🏻😉.
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Alright while My OnlyFans is being created who wants a BBL+ lipo For $150?.
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Please stop messaging me about your foreheads, I can’t do anything for you😂.
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$1 is less than $3 no?.
The clothes are already $3. How much more discount do y’all need.
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In the past 5 minutes we’ve gotten 20 phone calls about penis extension surgery
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Stay away from her!.
Tom Cruise is reportedly “extremely interested in Shakira” and sent her flowers after they hung out together at the F1 in Miami.
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Did you know you aren’t allowed off the plane in Miami if you don’t have a BBL.
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When I tell a patient she is pregnant before surgery and she says “see you in a few weeks”
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Can’t wait until y’all see the results.
Shaq assures fans he is ok after being hospitalized “just had to get some BBL work”
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If surgeons stop doing BBLs then who will wear your clothes @FashionNova …. no no in the sense that.
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I got you girl. Happy Birthday! DM me. 🤗
for my 20th birthday I just want my boobs to be a LITTLE bigger. Just a little.
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Please stop sending me this as your inspo pic, I get it😭.
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I don’t remember getting anything from you on my birthday
It’s my birthday, you got a BBL for me?😁.
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If you can come and be my patient I would love that but if you can’t afford my prices and go to another surgeon, that is fine too! As long as you get that dream bod SAFELY. Don’t compromise your safety on price. 🙏🏻.
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Someone did this to me too but for a BBL appointment like??
This man asked me on a date via Instagram DM by sending an appointment request. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Now IG is sending me reminders for it and I can’t even decline it. Man wtf.
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Me buying up all the front row seats at the Bad Bunny concert for my patients
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Please stop asking for the Trey Songz special, its not happening.
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When two years ago you told someone they can get free implants the day Kylie and Jordyn become friends again…
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Free surgery to anyone who has a shitty ex and tags them.
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Can I pay for supplies with WAP
But why tho? 😂😭.
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Don’t ask for my phone number😂, why would I want to wake up to a text at 3am like “tummy tuck🥺👉🏻👈🏻”.
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With extra gravy?.
@TheRealDrMiami Give me a BBL in exchange for some oxtail & rice and peas 🙂.
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Who got the hookup for a ps5? I’ll give you or your girl free surgery🤪😂.
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The tickets are front row and I might throw in a flight to Miami and hotel.
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