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probably gonna get striked soon, but all youse need to see this goal again with Spanish commentary
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🛑 New Zealand has withdrawn from the friendly against our national team which was being played today in Austria
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When's the actual date of the Sam Kerr incident coz it should be the new date for Australia Day
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to the bloke holding the Aloisi shirt up behind the goal
you have my respect x
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Its time to get the band back together
@SantoSamEd
@MrSamPang
@mredkavalee
santo_chillaro
@yahoo
.com
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
GOAL OF THE SEASON, PUSKUS AWARD. YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
Footage -
@FOXFOOTBALL
#WELvSYD
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I think everyone realized how huge this is, we're in fucking the top 4, we're guaranteed to stay til the end of the tournament, whether it's third playoff or the big dance in the biggest stage in the world IN OUR BACKYARD. FUCKING COME ON! I'M IN TEARS. Love you all.
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For every 10 likes, Bulut will continue celebrating further and further away
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@Arsenal
How do you get invited in the first place? You're like Captain Underpants joining Avengers
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Kyrgios to heckler:
"Are you playing? Are you good at tennis?"
"Exactly, why are you speaking?"
*points to Ben Stiller*
"Do I tell him how to act? No!"
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"Dear Australia,
Thanks for making WWC 23 a historic one, breaking records every step of the way.
We noted your interest in hosting the Men's WC 2034. We think you will be the perfect host, but unfortunately the Saudis have offered us way more money.
Soz.
Sincerely,
FIFA"
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On the train back and just reflecting, that hurts. It hurts because we weren't out of it, we were actually in it. What could've been if Maty cleared it, what could've been if Aziz scored, what could've been if Kuol took us to extra time. Football hurts. I love football.
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my queen
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Hey
@FIFAcom
, if you haven't made up your mind where WWC 2027 will be, we can do it again in Australia.
just saying.
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Don't give this tweet any engagement.
Don't give them the satisfaction
Fuck Herald Sun
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the G turned off Tillies on the big screen so people walked out of their seats to watch on the concourse will never not be funny to me lol
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i'm down
They should make an Australian men’s soccer team
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This is my friend Andy, he had 2 doses of Pfizer last June and began exhibiting symptoms. He was fit and healthy before that. Please pray for him.
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Journalist: *stupid question*
Ange: I dunno mate
Optus and KeepUp:
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CumDog taking selfies with everyone while telling people to come and see
@CCMariners
to watch him play is the promotion we needed for this league 😭 Absolute f-in legend
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Ahh yes, the A-League decided that these scenes are in fact not good for our sport
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Melbourne Victory players and coaching staff have turned up at the Victory pub in Sydney to shout the bar and have a chat with supporters. Regardless what's going on in their season, that's brilliant. Well done
@gomvfc
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The only two teams that beat us in this World Cup are going to be the last two standing so TECHNICALLY, australia is the third best football nation in the world and no I won’t be elaborating on this
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On this day last year, Garang Kuol scored a 97th minute equalizer for
@Socceroos
against Argentina in the world cup
Happy Garang Kuol day.
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WE DECLARE IT'S NOW OFFICIAL
HEY DENMARK, WHAT'S THE LETTER OF THE DAY?!
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one more time
📋 Your Semi-Final Starting XI ✅
We make two changes to our team that will take on England 👊
#Matildas
#FIFAWWC
#TilitsDone
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Sam Kerr looks very happy, you'd think it's because she might play today, but it's also because her girlfriend's now free to support her.
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media: "flares bad"
also media: "wow look at this amazing reaction scene"
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once again
STARTING XI 🗒
We’re unchanged for tonight’s
#FIFAWWC
Quarter-Final clash against France!
⏰: 5:00pm AEST
📺💻📱:
@Channel7
&
@OptusSport
#Matildas
#TilitsDone
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No matter what happens tomorrow morning just know that we're proud of the Socceroos and the fact we're not a country that allowed Nazi's to relocate after WW2
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Good afternoon, Australian football fans,
Are you still hyped by the Women’s World Cup?
Then you’re in luck, the Men Matildas are playing tonight in Melbourne and tickets are still available.
Catch them on 10/Paramount+ if you’re not in town.
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na na na na na na na na
Lizzies in a box
in a box
Lizzies in a box
BREAKING: England’s fabulous
@Lionesses
crush Australia’s wilting Matildas 3-1 in their own back yard to reach the Women’s World Cup Final….
…. sweet revenge for the Jonny Bairstow Ashes runout debacle.
Congrats ladies- you’ve made your country proud! 👏👏👏
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IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNTIL WE DO THIS
HEY TUNISIA WHAT'S THE LETTER OF THE DAY
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Randomly thinking about the old lady who accidentally walked past fed square when
@craig_goodwin11
scored for
@Socceroos
against France
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