I’m either gonna make it to the front office or die trying.

RT @tropicaIghost: if I’m chopped and you’re unc then who’s flying out one lucky follower.

RT @FruitiestP: MUTUAL MONDAY (POKEMON EDITION COMPLETE!).🧵Thread in replies of the rest!

RT @FruitiestP: @TheOpsWarrior

Dad(works in construction): yeah the contractor moved to Houston recently and has been getting more jobs across the state, but he really likes his subs and doesn’t want to find new ones so he pays me more to travel for jobs now. Meanwhile my dumbass is trying not to burst out.

RT @HighyieldHarry: Everyone wants to get rich quick . My advice to young people: Buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to.

RT @annoyingastros: My mom is a science teacher in Arkansas and this year I bullied her into making a wishlist bc she spends so much time a….

RT @yeeeerika: if we were subway rats i’d share my pizza crust with you.

RT @tropicaIghost: oomf give me one chance oomf.

RT @tropicaIghost: i didn’t lie i was doing a bit.

RT @jazzdispensary: French Miles Davis be like “hon hon hon je suis Kilométres Davis du Jazz”.

Seen some of the greatest minds of our generation crack in the name of exceptional client service.

$24 USD is fucking insane for a plain and dry Br*tish Burger.

RT @TommyOKid: Me telling my irl friends about my gf from twitter (an e-girl that doesn’t follow me back).

I loveeeee a good bare minimum monday. Maybe a little too much.

RT @m4dder4ll: The biggest loser you know thinks he has a chance with dua lipa.

RT @uncle_june: The Sopranos (2025)

What’s it feel like to hold the hand of someone you love?.Interlinked.

RT @tagyourwho: intertwined… sewn together

Breaking: Local woman has that shit on, more at 12.

RT @BacardiCapital: There should be a bring your reply guy to work day.