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Unofficial, unlicensed, unsanctioned and unauthorized mascot of the LA Dodgers. Craig Kimbrel fan. Manager of the Westchester Getters fantasy baseball team.
Joined September 2010
@Pondo_Pride If you're lumping yourself in with rapists, that's on you bro.
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Which current MLB player are you most thankful for?
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me at 6:30 P.M. on Thanksgiving getting up for my 6th plate
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@HustleBitch_ Man are you all this retarded? 3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” 2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in
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@HustleBitch_ Bro this is so easy… In Genesis 3:2-3, Eve literally told Satan that she wasn’t supposed to eat from that tree. If God told only Adam, and Eve know not to eat from it, that means Adam told Eve. Case closed.
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This is literally Sean Schemmel when you ask him about DBZA.
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You just blow in from stupid town?
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@Supercar800 >be unfuckable twerp >Busty asian women don't want to have sex with you >"Must've been the jews"
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Do i really have to post it again?
@ShitpostRock whats the difference between these and funkopops?
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"you can start by paying your parents back $300,000 to raise you. $300,000+ is minimum and we won’t charge interest."
@ThomBrady5 Well you can start by paying your parents back $300,00 + to raise you.
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Finding out that the current CEO of Hasbro threw out the ENTIRE archive of toys (given to them by ex-employees for preservation) is so rage inducing some of them being 1 of 1 or rare older toys. Ponies, Transformers… gone… history gone… all bc corporate greed
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We were robbed of Norm living to be 99 and roasting everyone like the second coming of Don Rickles. F cancer. RIP Norm.
At the White House this week, President Clinton officially came out against same-sex marriages. What's more, the President said he is not too crazy about opposite-sex marriages, either.
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A friendly reminder that the San Francisco Giants ran this promotion in June 2024, and the Dodgers responded by winning back-to-back World Series' The Giants failed to make the postseason both years.
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It’s just hilarious how in 2022 we set the standard that more HR=MVP just to cater to Aaron judge but 3 years later we completely reversed it to also cater to him
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