This about to be the worst weekend, all because of something I can't see

“Melbourne Victory fans can get behind their NPLW team for the first time when they travel to the Veneto Club to take on a Bulleen Lions side that has had a busy offseason.”

BAZBALLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL

Steve Smith was rattled because he remembered Monty Panesar’s dumb answers on a TV show apparently. Would hate to see him bat unrattled #ashes

England: we're going to create a team that bats and bowls so fast!! Michael Neser: haha county-style dibbly dobblies with the keeper up go brrr

YES SMUDGER

Michael Neser now has the same number of 5 wicket hauls in Ashes tests in Australia as James Anderson

MICHAEL NESER? MORE LIKE MICHAEL 5FA

EXCUSE ME STEVEN PETER DEVEREUX SMITH, WARN US BEFORE PERFORMING THAT FILTH ON LIVE TV

can't imagine anything better than watching england play for a draw here. not only the end of bazball but an abandonment of the specific thing they got evangelical about. exquisite. english century of humiliation type beat

Yo I think if Labuschagne gets a wicket the poms should just go home

Was kinda hoping Starc got a ton so we could use it to make Root's ton less impressive

I said Mitchell Starc was a god day one but I might have undersold it. He's mightier than a god

It's definitely Christmas time now, mums brought out the Boney M

Both games were despair

Gonna watch both Victory games for a perfect balance of Hope and Despair It's Danganronpa, A-League style

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I keep on having this thought about Abu Dhabi that Lando and Max will collide with each other on turn one, making it Oscar's to lose, and then the McLaren pit crew will suddenly forget how to put a wheel on

Brydon Carse's name in America is Brydon Cass