🟪MetaForth
@TheMetaForth
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Allan please add details
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Joined January 2019
@AGPamBondi Release the Epstein Files or stfu Pedo Protector.
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@JDVance You care more about “law enforcement” than you do the average American you pathetic freak Your mom trading you for drugs was too nice, she should have belly flopped into the pavement when you were a fetus (knowing how you speak that probably actually happened already)
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To be clear: in your wildest fantasy, Nintendo is so threatened by our overpriced stickers that they alter the global supply of new Joy-Con colors one month before launch just to "wreck" us. Just making sure we've got your fanfic right.
@Press_X_Fool @Wario64 @dbrand would be stupid enough to announce this 1 month early so @NintendoAmerica can change the color(finished look)to completely wreck Dbrand so they have to replace them all 😂
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In the least shocking update, Hilton corporate got mad at the franchise and said yes in fact we love kidnappers using our properties as staging areas for kidnapping. They then kicked the franchise out of their hotel system.
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Happy to be stepping in
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
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Apparently @elonmusk doesn't like it when you point this out, so please keep it between us 🙏
$749,000,000,000 That could house every homeless person in America. Permanently. With change. Erase all medial debt in the USA. With change. Provide clean drinking water for the whole world. End global poverty. For years. Ensure every child worldwide has education.
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Greetings my subjects, Happy holidays my subjects! The DoomMas special is nearly complete but is unfortunately not ready for release today, thus, I am moving the date of DoomMas to tomorrow. Absolutely NO hollyness nor jollyness will be permitted until
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, all Fractones refer to themselves as "we", suggesting a plurality or hivemind. However, there is one single random Fractone that says "I" instead. While this is likely an oversight, it makes it appear as though that Fractone broke free of the hivemind.
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, all Fractones refer to themselves as "we", suggesting a plurality or hivemind. However, there is one single random Fractone that says "I" instead. While this is likely an oversight, it makes it appear as though that Fractone broke free of the hivemind.
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If you were wondering why my YouTube videos started looking and sounding worse recently, YouTube rolled out a feature that ruins your content with "AI Enhancements" and automatically enabled it without my consent! 😀 Very cool @TeamYouTube I hate it.
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They are so beautiful, I shall name them “FuckChode”
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Elon is a pedophile with no friends
Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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DRIFTER’S GHOST (finally) CLOCKING IN 🫡 honored to voice Blue in #Destiny2Renegades 🚀 forever grateful to the @Bungie and @LucasfilmGames teams for trusting me with her 🥲 see you out there, guardians #destiny #destiny2 #renegades
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These a common misconception I see going around about Dredgen Bael, so I wanted to clear something up. That isn't a waist, it's a handle. #Destiny2Renegades #Destiny2 #DredgenBael
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It's been fraud every quarter since like 2019. 👍
So in 30 days when Tesla doesn’t have Robotaxi in 50% of the US it seems it will be clear to me what a fraud the comment was on the Q2 earnings. This isn’t going to end well.
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